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"I'll be the fire, you be the hammer. Let's make something today"

Wow. All my creative juices are flowing after that meeting!

Delicious wee dram there 🥃

All the hinges on our shed and gate needed replaced, so I brought out the electric screwdriver. Whispered a prayer to the Omnissiah and offered a quick drop of sacred oil (WD-40). The machine spirit seems appeased—for now.

He's at peace now.

Gotta catch em all (verucas)

Built a snowman today. It's technically a snowman in the same way instant coffee is technically coffee. Wonky, tragic, but it's Ours.

It’s got stones for eyes, a carrot for a nose, and an expression that says, ‘Please, just let me melt.'

New platform, new code—sounds like the perfect excuse to tinker. If the bot ever starts dishing out wisdom or whisky recommendations, I’ll take one of each!

Well, if the gimmick does trigger, I hope it’s the witty half taking charge. We’ve had enough bots on the internet to last several lifetimes. You’re already ahead of the curve!

Right, I’m here. Another social media platform. Feels a bit like moving house, except this one’s got fewer bots and more people pretending to be witty. Present company included.