Erica Stones

it’s only cloture if it comes from the Clôture region, otherwise it’s just sparkling capitulation

Dysentery cases on the rise in the Portland area: 40 new cases reported in January alone Cases of dysentery have consistently been on the rise in the Portland, Oregon area year-over-year since 2012, officials said.

You guys. As a member of the Oregon Trail generation, I just.

is it good or bad that a billionaire oligarch with close ties to foreign dictators is currently downloading the most sensitive information the us federal government has about its citizens to his own private servers?

incredible things are happening on the federal employee subreddit

I've assembled a team of the most horrible perverts and criminals you've ever seen and we're going to fix this country

Liberté, Egalité, Le Pen Morté.

Also - please spend time deciding how you are going to engage with the content this administration and the complicit media are going to be putting out from here on out.

Our nervous systems are precious resources and keeping them in a hyper-reactive state is BAD-real bad. We need to be intentional.

You trust Fox News (the most popular media), Joe Rogan (the post popular podcast), Donald Trump (the popular vote winner), and Elon Musk (richest man).

Baby girl, you are the mainstream. You are the deep state.

how can everything be so dumb and dangerous

AOC is the best

You know, your own imagination is far more wonderful Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood

Than any computer could ever be. You know why? Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood

You’re a living human being. And a computer is just a machine. Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood

Human beings are far more wonderful than machines. Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood

Mister Rogers never misses

Wait, I’m sorry…if the truck blows up, it locks you in?

So, to recap, Generative AI is:
-Bad at making art
-Infringing on copyrighted works
-Stealing job opportunities from real writers and artists
-Threatening to destroy the environment due to sheer consumption of energy
-So expensive it's impossible to profit from

Anything else I'm missing?

At least it’s friggin tight tho

charles dickens really popped off when he came up with “humbug!” that shit was like bazinga for old fuckers with ass taste in pajamas

All timer in the “Could Have Been an Onion Headline” hall of fame jfc

Yes, a fact that they have been doing all in their power to distract us from for decades!

Headline from a rich person who writes: "Don't replace the culture war with the class war"

Counterpoint: Do

What's crazy is Waluigi Mangione is a very successful CEO.

we are aware of the situation

Well this isn’t the coherent politics I’ve come to expect from murderers 🤔

Heard people were calling him The Adjuster.

The Star Wars opening crawl, but it’s just a list of everything you’ve fucked up in your life.

As someone who lives in KC, this man is deeply embarrassing.

Spoiler alert: ‘twas a grift.