🧶ike

tbh once i’m a worm i will be too focused my own personal growth & hobbies to care whether you still love me

baja blast bidets

I really don't think I should have to verify that I am human to look at the Cheesecake Factory menu online. Dogs and robots should be able to look at 57 types of cheesecakes too.

bed rot day will fix me

there should be a hot dog available for purchase every mile in the entire country. this is how we save america

it’s okay i will simply raise my dose of ssris until i forget about all this for six months and then rinse and repeat

if only i had succeeded in my suicide attempts

i didn’t know there would be no space for me in my own life i didn’t know i would never have agency

Boss always shuts the office door during lunch but we can all hear the tearing of her human flesh and sickening slurps as she devours it

NOOOOO 😭😭😭 how can they not do a bands pack!?

wait what did they do now 😭

when will i learn there is nothing better

sorry i almost forgot life is an endless slog of things you hate and can’t say no to until you die alone and still in debt anyway

bestie i’m 34 years of age if they’re old to me they’ve got to be grandpa age 🫣

😭😭😭

GOD YES

a man in a suit and glasses sits in a gold chair with the word dave on the bottom right Alt: greg davies waving gleefully at the camera sitting in his taskmaster throne

…

there’s something about an aged man…

it’s always sex stuff 🫩

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I thought we were allowed to do whatever now, your honor

a foot in a black pointed toe shoe with the middle toe out flipping u off

Spotted in Seattle's Fremont neighborhood

sorry for squirting on your ikea JÄTTEBO king

rubbing your feet together in bed is lowkey goated when being as snug as a bug in a rug is the vibe

everyone wants to use trans people as a fucking talking point but nobody wants to listen to what we have to fucking say

christine took me and i can’t stop thinking about it

Linny from the Wonder Pets. He is a golden brown guinea pig wearing a cape and a hat

tguy swag

a gummy worm on a leaf next to more nature

nature is so beautiful

Google Maps image of “Chuckle Head Conservation Area” in Tasmania

I found where they’re conserving you