odo!

Hey kids, Odo from Star Trek here. Don't trust Quark. Don't fucking trust him, not for a second

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hate this fuckin guy

QUARK you son of a bitch!!!

they love to talk about who is "in trouble"

it belongs in a museum!

ohhhh ok I feel dumb now

I want to be like "does he think no one will notice it's just a computer typeface photoshopped on the hand" but the truth is, like, so many won't

what if your name was Pete O'File

theres like 80 ways to leave your lover

boar's head makes hummus that's imo much better than the genocide brand

If you think about it, Odo is just living diarrhea, all the founders are. Buncha walking diarrhea

i would never get in a fight with eminem, he would rap me to death

you could never unfollow me

If you buy a new toilet, you can take it home and smash it to pieces with a hammer and eat the pieces. If anyone gives you grief you can scream in their faces, "It was a new toilet! No one ever shit in it!" And then you can shit out a toilet into a toilet. The perfect revenge.

dammit

I asked grok to describe an erotic encounter between two chimpanzees

Grok is sensual

I found out today from my therapist that I have ptsd, which I had kind of suspected, so that's fun

Took a good poop and ate it so I could poop it again #toilettweets

snitches get bitches

i'm odo from star trek deep space nine

i'm odo I'm a coastal elite

i'm odo baby

it would be cool if beavis and butt head was on this app

worf made out of pasta

eat shit, gul dukat!!

idea : star trek… for women

star trek

excited to vote tomorrow