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05.03.2026 23:35
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Need to send this to like 8 group chats immediately
This looks like the kind of photo they use when someone dies and it got me excited for a second
It’s alright, I work down there at a research station with about 12 of my boys and a few dogs and we’re gonna check it out
You should be able to bounce someone from a city
I know The Pitt doesn’t drop helicopters on its doctors like ER or blow them up like Grey’s Anatomy but this mfer gotta go
I’ve read The Magic School Bus. Those are red blood cells
lol I dunno the person but that’s a very good q
No idea if this is true but if it is, +1 point to Chevy who is now just -4,999 in the hole
“AND your lapels aren’t the right width for your face shape!”
It goes
1. Scream
2. Scream 2
3. Scream (2022)
4. Scream VI
5. Scre4m
6. Scream 3
7. Bud Dwyer clip
8. 9/11
9. Scream 7
Imagine being this lazy when all you gotta do is talk an hour a week about how much you like god
I realize we’re supposed to laugh at this but how did they lose that much money?? WB just had one of the hottest box office runs of all time last year. How are they still bleeding money
Jingling keys in front of a toddler
Look to your left. Look to your right. If neither of those uncs are chopped,
Oh my god I’m wearing the shirt again today
Men would rather go on a podcast to talk about a movie where a mobster goes to therapy than go to therapy.
I’m back on @1999thepodcast.bsky.social to talk Analyze This — check it out!
You can usually bet on that I’m out wearing some sort of Jurassic Park garment
Yes, that’s why my family left Germany because they really wanted to go to Great Britain and sort of missed it by thaaat much
It’s always two unvaccinated bitches telling each other exactlyyyyy
Great movie and a great performance from him
Love Flanagan but uh we already got the definitive one of this
Did you not get embarrassed enough last year
In 2026 we’re putting jacking off on layaway
Like what conceivably is his goal here. This guy is nearly a trillionaire and this looks like a post from someone who starts a GoFundMe to get out of a bad roommate situation
This is gonna be the year
You’re so fucking useless
ICE is not welcome here.
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Sorry but no de-aged faces could make me hate this, it’s fun
DRRRRRRRRINKIN’!
He speaks inappropriately to children in his downtime too