So much gangly leg!

I’d say it’s way too early for that nonsense, but really not ok at any hour in an airport.

WTF.

In the North Carolina General Assembly, Carla Cunningham, Nasif Majeed, and possibly Shelly Willingham, all conservative Democrats who have voted to overturn Josh Stein's vetoes, are on track to lose their primaries. Look at God.

I’ve popcorn at the ready!

Maintenance can gdiaf

I guess Tillis gets a slightly less irate call tonight than the usual. Budd, however, he can have my seething anger.

Really feel like your logo needs a crystal related update

Some Tuesdays just hit differently 😬

An upside down reflection of the Chicago Board of Trade Building in a puddle at night

😂😂😂

My Charlotte planted raspberries have not gotten the memo 😆😬

Aww, dude. Good luck with that choice 😬

Out the airlock with him!

(I realize this is a plane, but the sentiment holds.😆)

Yay, coco!

#truefacts

I’ll just say, this is way better than any work related message I’ve fielded today.

Meanwhile, here I am wondering why he’s dragging that poor floof of a dog into it… 😬

H.A Brown school in kensington with a bunch of animals superimposed on top

I know $$ is tight, & many groups need support rn.

But I think the kids at H.A. Brown up in Kensington should have a school covered in art just like the Fishtown kids do, & we could all use a joyful project rn.

Learn more about the project, and support us here: givebutter.com/KenzoMural

That’s when you back out of he house slowly - without turning around.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, or as it affectionately referred to in Orion household...

I truly love the franks or andouille or kielbasa listing.

It’s like the recipe is saying ‘idk, just play roulette in the flavor of your goo.’

Illustration of a scene of the Trojan Horse story, with the big wooden horse is being looked upon by the townsfolk.

Alice & Martin Provensen - from The Iliad & the Odyssey (1956).

#wardsmorguefile #moreartlessdoom

All the time.

Trust me, the woman of academia are not at all surprised by the number of academic men orbiting Epstein.

Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

“It depends.”
“Why are they door dashing for bagels???”
“What does the budget say is allowed?”

100% Ewok face

the polish figure skating team in the kiss and cry holding a plush pierogi

IMPORTANT OLYMPIC NEWS:

THE POLISH FIGURE SKATING TEAM HAS A PLUSH PIEROGI

feeling angry or depressed? why not fix yourself a cup of tea? then you can be angry and depressed while also holding a cup of tea

a brown wire-haired pup stands on a wooden deck in a grassy yard. he looks at us with golden eyes and his right ear flipped inside out. he has a pipe-shaped stick in his mouth, giving him the appearance of a sophisticated and dapper gentleman. just give him a deerstalker cap and a cloak, and he'd give Sherlock Holmes a run for his money.

This pup found a stick shaped like an old timey pipe earlier today and has already solved three mysteries. 13/10