𝘗𝘴𝘺𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘤𓂀ℂ𝕒𝕣𝕥👀𝕟𝕤

wet pink sand and periwinkle foamy water meeting in an uneven line. if you have not seen colors before, just know that these are very bright and alien colors for a beach to humans. if you have seen them, just know that my color vision is slightly impaired, so these may not be the exact colors a typical sighted person sees.

ｆｏｕｎｄ ｔｈｉｓ ｉｎ ｍｙ
ｐｅｒｓｏｎａｌ ｐｈｏｔｏｓ． ｔｈｅ ｂｅａｃｈ ｉｎ ｓｔ．
ｇｒｏｃｋ （ｗｈｅｒｅ ｉ ｇｒｅｗ ｕｐ）， ｇｒｉｍａｌｄｉ
ｐｒｏｖｉｎｃｅ， ｍｙ ｈｏｍｅ
ｐｌａｎｅｔ ｏｆ ｃｌｏｗ，
ｃｉｒｃａ ３１５２

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Warnings: Use only as directed. Do not pour directly from the bottle. Do not gaze directly into the substance. Do not handle without gloves. Not for use in blood rituals. Do not gaze directly into the substance. Not aproved for necromancy. DO NOT GAZE DIRECTLY INTO THE SUBSTANCE.

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𝕗𝕚𝕘. 𝟞𝟡 𝕗𝕣𝕠𝕞 𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕠-𝕄𝕖𝕞𝕖𝕥𝕚𝕔 𝕋𝕖𝕣𝕣𝕠𝕣𝕚𝕤𝕞 𝕓𝕪 𝔽𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕞𝕒 𝕃𝕚𝕒𝕟𝕘 (𝕕𝕒𝕦𝕘𝕙𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕠𝕗 ℍ𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕖𝕣𝕥𝕠), 𝕒 𝕗𝕝𝕪𝕖𝕣 𝕗𝕣𝕠𝕞 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕡𝕠𝕝𝕚𝕥𝕚𝕔𝕠-𝕣𝕖𝕝𝕚𝕘𝕚𝕠𝕦𝕤 𝕘𝕣𝕠𝕦𝕡 𝔽𝕠𝕠𝕥𝕤𝕠𝕝𝕕𝕚𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝔸𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕠𝕟'𝕤 ℙ𝕒𝕝𝕒𝕔𝕖

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In the interest of keeping consistency across platforms, we will now be applying said compression algorithms to its posts elsewhere.
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It has come to my attention that Mr. Eldrige Abominathanson (our corporate liaison) has had some trouble posting on twitter. We have had to use a special compression algorithm there in order to make its speech comprehensible within the character limits.

ì̸̺̙̮͇̽͌̉̿̊̐̈̋̐n̶̘̦̐̔̃̃̏́̊͋͠ ̸̧̛̱͈͉͓̺̥̳̟͓͆̄͌̈́t̴̨̡̛͎̫̅͒̐̏̉͂̿͐ͅĥ̶̫̝͉̭̮͎͔̝̹̖̍̽͛̄͒̇͘͝ȩ̶͇̙̯̮͈͔̾̐̽̚̕ ̸̢̪͙͚̙̩̫̰̬͐̆̈́͗͑̆̔b̷̟͑̉̇̐͠ú̷̗̪̮̜̬̼̩̈́̿͠ṡ̷̹͓̰̜̓͒̾͒͂̇i̴̼͑͊̀̍̐͘͝ń̴̟̣͓͉̼͎̀͜ȇ̵̜̪̭̫̼̱̗̗̏s̵̪͕̯̺̽̉̈́́̓̈́̓͝͝s̷̥̜̗̥͇͔̰̫̾͋̈́̃͝ ̸̦̫̻̭̼̗͇̏̃͋͊̿̓̋w̶̲͎̃̈́̈́̏̍ó̸̢̢̬̫̊́͊̿̑͝ŕ̵͍̪̲̝̦̗̊͐͛̄̾̚͝͝ͅl̸͎̰̘͇̤̑̓̓̏̿̏̇͐͑̔d̵͖̠̺̰̘͓͕̩̬̾̔̅͌̐̾͛̾̎͝ ̶̖̳̜̳̖͖̄͂ͅẅ̴͚̫̭́̒͆̇͒͊̆͠͠e̸̳̭͊̋̆͘͝ ̴̫̻̤͍̣̹̤̝̮͈͋̒́̀̈c̷̤͗͠͠à̴̧̧͙͔̜̼̻͓͐̽̎̏͘l̴̘̭̺͇̘̙̬̇̎̈̋͌̌̒̃̎͝ͅḻ̷̠͔͔̳͕͝ͅͅ ̴̯͇͔̫̠͉͖͓̋̀i̵̛̻̩͆̿̃͆̆͊͝ť̴͍̳̦̗͕̘̻̿̆͊̀̂̎̇̑̈͜ ̴̢̨̪̲̼̹͎̥̱̜͂̽͛̊͆"̷̧̛̠̙͔̈́͗̀̓͝ͅţ̶̪͎̞̻̥͍̝̈̽̓̐o̸̱̥̬̟͒̾͂̂̇û̴̙̗̓́̿̆̂̚͝͝ͅc̴̨͔̱̟͎͕̻̬̠͈̈̏̒̌͑͛͝h̷͍̠͕͆͋̿̀͂͌̓i̶͚̱̒̈́͊͗̃̽͂̿̎n̵̡̺̤͎̯̜͓̜͖̍͌̈́́͛̑̈́͆̂g̶͔͕̜̻̤͔͕̣̅͊́̀̾̐̃̋̋͒ ̵̛̫̼̘̲̠̰̍̃̉́g̶̢̧̠͕̞͆̈͝r̸̖̹͌͊̀̿̉̆̍̾̕a̷͓͆̔̓͑̈́̾̕͝p̸̨̨̮͙̣̟̃̈̋̓͊̀̓̿̏ḩ̸̡͍̩̤̭̤̟̠̋̅͊̌̓s̸̙̰̮̙̪̝̱̼̮̉̎͌͌̽̃̋"̴̢̛͇̳̦̦̻̬̰͎͓̄̏

𝓐𝓱, 𝔂𝓮𝓼! 𝓡𝓮𝓶𝓲𝓷𝓭𝓼 𝓶𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓶𝔂 𝓭𝓪𝔂𝓼 𝓽𝓮𝓪𝓬𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓪𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓤𝓷𝓲𝓿𝓮𝓻𝓼𝓲𝓽𝔂 𝓸𝓯 𝓤𝓷𝓲𝓬𝔂𝓬𝓵𝓲𝓪 𝓪𝓽 𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓴𝓼𝓿𝓲𝓵𝓵𝓮.

ᵣₒbₒₜᵣᵢₚₚᵢₙg ₜₕₑ ₗᵢgₕₜ fₐₙₜₐₛₜᵢc

wₒᵣd

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ｉ "ｍｕｔｅｄ" ｙｏｕ．．． ｗａｉｔ ｔｈａｔ ｍｅａｎｓ ｗｅ＇ｒｅ "ｍｕｔｕａｌｓ"， ｒｉｇｈｔ？🤔

ⱼₐzzy ᵢₛ bₑᵢₙ' ₘₒdₑₛₜ. ₜₕₑy ₛₜᵤdᵢₑd wᵢₜₕ B'ⱼₑzᵤz Cᵣᵤₓ, ₘₐₛₜₑᵣ ₒf Bᵣₘ, ₜᵢₘₑ Cₒₙₜᵣₒₗ, ₜₑₘₚₒᵣₐₗ ₕᵤₘbₗᵢₙg, ₑₜc!

𝓕𝓪𝓼𝓬𝓲𝓷𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓰!

𝕎𝕖 𝕔𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕖𝕕 𝕚𝕥 𝕥𝕚𝕞𝕖 𝕥𝕣𝕒𝕧𝕖𝕝 𝕚𝕟 𝔼𝕣𝕚𝕤𝕚𝕒𝕟 𝕔𝕚𝕣𝕔𝕝𝕖𝕤, 𝕓𝕦𝕥 𝕪𝕖𝕒𝕙.

𝓣𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓲𝓼 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓪𝓼𝓽𝓻𝓪𝓵𝓲𝔃𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷 𝓶𝓮𝓽𝓱𝓸𝓭 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓭 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓽𝓸 𝓽𝓻𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓵 𝓫𝓮𝓽𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓷 𝓾𝓷𝓲𝓿𝓮𝓻𝓼𝓮𝓼, 𝓷𝓸?

𝔻𝕠𝕟'𝕥 𝕜𝕟𝕠𝕨 𝕚𝕗 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕜𝕟𝕠𝕨, 𝔾𝕚𝕘𝕤, 𝕓𝕦𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕚𝕤 𝕒𝕔𝕥𝕦𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕪 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕡𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕔𝕚𝕡𝕝𝕖 𝕓𝕖𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕕 𝔹𝕖𝕣𝕘𝕤𝕠𝕟-ℝ𝕠𝕧𝕖𝕝𝕝𝕚 𝕞𝕖𝕕𝕚𝕥𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟.

𝓛𝓲𝓷𝓮𝓪𝓻 𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓮 𝓲𝓼 𝓶𝓮𝓻𝓮𝓵𝔂 𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓵𝓲𝓽𝔂 𝓽𝓾𝓷𝓷𝓮𝓵, 𝓲𝓯 𝓸𝓷𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓲𝓼 𝓱𝓪𝓻𝓭-𝔀𝓲𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓷𝓮𝓾𝓻𝓸-𝓹𝓼𝔂𝓬𝓱𝓸𝓵𝓸𝓰𝓲𝓬𝓪𝓵 𝓼𝓽𝓻𝓾𝓬𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓶𝓸𝓼𝓽 𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓬𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓫𝓮𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓼 𝓲𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓾𝓷𝓲𝓿𝓮𝓻𝓼𝓮.

ｔｈｅ ｏｆｆ ｔｈｅ ｒａｉｌｓ ｔｈａｔ ｃａｎ ｂｅ ｉｍａｇｉｎｅｄ ｉｓ ｎｏｔ ｔｈｅ ｔｒｕｅ ｏｆｆ ｔｈｅ ｒａｉｌｓ

ａｎｄ ｍｙ ａｘｅ

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𝔸𝕨𝕠𝕞𝕖𝕟!

𝔹𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕦𝕤 𝕚𝕟𝕥𝕠 𝕥𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕒𝕣𝕞𝕠𝕟𝕪 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝔻𝕚𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕣𝕕 𝕠𝕟𝕝𝕪 ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕠𝕤 𝕔𝕒𝕟 𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕘! 𝔾𝕚𝕧𝕖 𝕦𝕤 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕟𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥 𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕟𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥𝕝𝕪 𝕙𝕠𝕥 𝕕𝕠𝕘 𝕓𝕦𝕟𝕤, 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕕𝕖𝕝𝕚𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕦𝕤 𝕗𝕣𝕠𝕞 𝔸𝕟𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕤, 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕗𝕒𝕜𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕨𝕙𝕠'𝕤 𝕛𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕒 𝕧𝕠𝕚𝕕 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕥𝕖𝕖𝕥𝕙! 𝔾𝕚𝕧𝕖 𝕦𝕤 𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕡𝕚𝕟𝕜 𝕡𝕖𝕘𝕒𝕔𝕠𝕣𝕟𝕤 𝕥𝕠 𝕣𝕚𝕕𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕣𝕠𝕦𝕘𝕙 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕔𝕠𝕤𝕞𝕠𝕤! ℝ𝕦𝕓-𝕒-𝕕𝕦𝕓-𝕕𝕦𝕓, 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕕𝕒 𝕝𝕦𝕓!

ℍ𝕒𝕚𝕝 𝔼𝕣𝕚𝕤! 𝔽𝕦𝕝𝕝𝕪 𝔾𝕒𝕪! 𝔸𝕔𝕚𝕕𝕖𝕕 𝔾𝕠𝕕𝕕𝕖𝕤! 𝔾𝕠𝕕𝕕𝕖𝕤𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕥𝕙𝕠𝕦𝕥 𝕆𝕣𝕘𝕒𝕟𝕤! ℝ𝕠𝕔𝕜 𝕠𝕗 𝕊𝕚𝕤𝕪𝕡𝕙𝕦𝕤! 𝔸𝕡𝕡𝕝𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕄𝕒𝕟𝕪 𝔼𝕪𝕖𝕤 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕆𝕦𝕥𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝔹𝕦𝕕𝕕𝕙𝕒𝕤! 𝕂𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕦𝕤 𝕚𝕟 𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕡𝕚𝕟𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕘𝕝𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕤, 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕨𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥 𝕤𝕖𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕗𝕚𝕧𝕖 𝕡𝕠𝕚𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕕 𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕣𝕤! 𝕊𝕦𝕓𝕤𝕦𝕞𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕘𝕣𝕖𝕪𝕗𝕒𝕔𝕖𝕕 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕣𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥𝕖𝕠𝕦𝕤 𝕙𝕦𝕞𝕠𝕣!