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Yikes.

08.03.2026 00:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Harris campaign performed well, as far as campaigns go, in that she was multiple points closer in the swing states the campaign focused on, and had a smaller loss than most of the world's incumbent parties.

There wasn't One Weird Trick she didn't do, nor One Big Mistake that cost it all. Sorry.

07.03.2026 22:44 πŸ‘ 485 πŸ” 69 πŸ’¬ 57 πŸ“Œ 7

...!

07.03.2026 23:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you. 😌

07.03.2026 23:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This isn't even all of it

07.03.2026 22:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Photo of a curio shelf crammed with licensed Jabba the Hutt merchandise (mugs, action figures, lunch box, plushes)

Photo of a curio shelf crammed with licensed Jabba the Hutt merchandise (mugs, action figures, lunch box, plushes)

How can I not defend my beloved Hutts

07.03.2026 22:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I just want everyone who knows me to openly admire my restraint

07.03.2026 22:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Feeling pretty good about Spain lately

07.03.2026 19:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Aw, he's retreating into his mind palace

07.03.2026 17:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Would you hate a country that dropped a bomb on your child's school? πŸ€” Asking for a friend!

07.03.2026 17:40 πŸ‘ 263 πŸ” 51 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 3

Also Valor is great and you should own and play it. Just don't forget to stock up on adorable baby dragon keychains. They are very powerful.

07.03.2026 16:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

She's not kidding about the adorable baby dragon keychains

07.03.2026 16:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oof yeah. Yeah.

07.03.2026 16:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

(Mariners makes sense to me, actually. I feel like baseball is where jocks and nerds can, if they keep their hearts and minds open, find common ground.)

07.03.2026 16:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What is the world coming to

07.03.2026 16:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Will. Will!

(*Mastodon* would let me fix this typo.)

07.03.2026 16:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Husband wearing a Seahawks hoodie to ECCC and I'm worried the nerds eill mistake him for a jock sympathizer

07.03.2026 16:30 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

I do, I really do

07.03.2026 02:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Good cat

07.03.2026 02:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hell yeah

06.03.2026 21:09 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He's just a baby 😭😭

06.03.2026 20:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Rotta, honey, what have they done to you 😭

06.03.2026 20:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
bobby hill sitting on his bed, hands folded on his lap

bobby hill sitting on his bed, hands folded on his lap

no breakfast, pouring my third cup of coffee this morning

the orange that’s been sitting on my desk all week:

06.03.2026 17:43 πŸ‘ 143 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Having faced no consequences for anything, Trump has noticed that he has the world’s largest military at his command, and believes he has found a brilliant solution for solving problems that no one before him was smart enough to discover: just kill everyone in your way, until they obey you.

06.03.2026 17:25 πŸ‘ 1586 πŸ” 257 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 12

The American political class is utterly delusional, adrift in a dream of normality, unable to process the actual reality of events on the ground, where the US just launched a completely unprovoked war against a massive country, murdered its leadership, and demanded its conversion to a vassal state.

06.03.2026 17:22 πŸ‘ 3260 πŸ” 675 πŸ’¬ 54 πŸ“Œ 61

Yes

06.03.2026 17:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you took $1 billion and gave it to the endowment of a different small college each day, they could each provide a free college education to several hundred students per year in perpetuity. Instead we are using that money to bomb schools and kill students in Iran, for no clearly stated purpose.

06.03.2026 01:19 πŸ‘ 1949 πŸ” 622 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 13
Washington defends gender-affirming care against unconstitutional attacks.

Washington defends gender-affirming care against unconstitutional attacks.

Gender-affirming care remains legal and protected in the state of Washington.

Last year, our team secured a preliminary injunction blocking two executive orders that threaten to end federal funding to medical institutions providing gender-affirming care.

06.03.2026 00:00 πŸ‘ 548 πŸ” 144 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 10

literal devils from Hell, I'm forced to conclude

06.03.2026 03:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0