Zeroisanumber (Sinister)

I couldn't be sober if it weren't for THC.

Big Arch Trip Report:

Basically a double Whopper with bacon and cheese.

Back during the Iraq War, Iran trained and equipped Shiite militias in Iran and sent them to fuck things up in Iraq. One of their nastiest weapons were Iranian-manufactured IED's. So he's referencing that.

Don't look for it to make too much sense.

Prolly not likely, but it's not like it'd be the biggest whopper anyone ever told me.

What a strange way to spend one's time...

Humans actually have an innate sense of the "perfect" rock for throwing when we pick one up. Usually smooth, fits neatly in the palm and weighs about 1.25-1.5 pounds. Maybe you'll find the perfect rock in the parking lot?

Like, I'm wondering what kind of gym he went to because the first time I saw that I'd introduce myself, motherfuck him to his face, and tell him I'd be waiting in the parking lot.

Like, who was he hanging out with that he got away with this shit for 20 years.

The best any of us can say these days is we're hangin' in there.

idk maybe throw big ones?

A lot of people predicted it, a few had a responsibility to stop it from happening.

War: Notably predictable and sedate.

I need some fucking edibles.

You can just leave men alone to make our own fun.

Might not come back alive, but we'll have a blast.

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I'm going to go teach a dolphin to comprehend death.

Imagine how awful you'd be if you didn't embarrass your children?

I should look into it because it'd be a convenient place to dip if I had to.

Same way we do here: The elites get together and select a certain bandwidth of candidate who's acceptable to their interests. The rest is just details.

Haven't had this exact situation, but I've been there with the heartbreak. Take it real easy on yourself and remember it's OK to be volcanically angry and crushed at the same time.

Like, low bar, but I was a stupid drunk teenage asshole and I never got a Nazi tattoo.

I was hoping it was Israel, not that it matters.

I can't imagine anyone involved would be happy to see themselves in that video other than Gibson

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Always sucks when the people we like and respect don't reciprocate those feelings. Or at least not enough to give you the benefit of the doubt.

Hope you find the people who'll do that, sucks going through life without a ride-or-die.

"Don't they understand we're trying to help?"

Like, no dude! After this they're going to want us all to fucking die!

It'd never pass the health inspection, but I've eaten a lot of sketchy street meat in my time and I'm still alive.

You double-tapped a school fulla kids in my city and I'd fight you until I was dead.

Like, these people expect a frankly psychotic level of intellectual remove.

Y'know, if I were the Iranian government, I might consider how easy or difficult it would be to smuggle, say, a cheap, mass-manufactured suicide drone or five into the US. Especially since the FBI is hollowed out and run by a drunken podcast bro.

I'm eating out of this guy's trunk 7 damn days a week until I drop dead from a heart attack or parasites, whichever comes first.