i think if you want to have those disgusting LED headlights on your car, you should have to do a test where they blast you point blank with your own headlights and then you have 15 seconds to successfully complete some sort of vision-based task, and if you can't do it they push your car off a cliff
I’m at the point in my cycle where I’m gonna cry at everything
It’s worth it, plus didn’t realise he was in midsomer what a film!
when another bad thing happens in your life but you’re used to it
Sending love x
Oh this is sad. The documentary on him was haunting
How this email finds me
What’s that? You’ve some time off work? Perfect time to injure yourself by merely existing
It’s in the dishwasher so
It was lovely thanks ☺️
It’s in the wash
Every single time I open Facebook I regret it immediately
20 likes on twitter: I'm an idiot, a loser, a fraud, universally despised
20 likes on bluesky: well well well look who's Queen Bitch of Fuck Mountain
❤️ 🌊 🐝
Thank you ☺️
Thank you ☺️
Thank you ☺️
I am ‘I bought a nice mug with my birthday money’ years old
Sign in a patisserie above a range of small biscuits/cookies: "Life is short Eat me quick"
The perfect breakfast in bed
He’s not here right now but I will next time I see him
I've been sleeping with my feet outside of the blankets every night in hopes I would be finally dragged into hell.
filling my weekly pill organizer with hopes and dreams
*throws caution to the wind*
*gets covered in caution*
Would be endlessly helpful if everyone got their name tattooed on their face
Woke up to a foxy visitor in my garden
When you tell your kids something that they already know but didn’t
It’s how you make your peace inside yourself knowing this
I would have left Kevin Home Alone too.
Send this to your coworker for them to wonder if it’s them or someone else
