kyle

how do butts decide poop or fart?

feels like a lifetime ago i wrote this but also like yesterday

RIP TRVE 💀

ok now do dolores

it’s fucking awful

Don’t call the new concentration camp in Florida by the evil nickname they gave it and don’t call the spending bill by the stupid fucking winking term. Don’t do their branding for them Jesus fucking Christ.

F1 is such a precise, finely-tuned blockbuster machine - one without a franchise/IP, too - that it's kind of a shame that it's not being celebrated more. This is the kind of film we used to get excited about when we were kids and lament that no one is making nowadays. So here it is.

this morning when i logged into slack i yelled DOORS

did this thing

would be different yesterday

will be different tomorrow

haven’t thought about the moldy peaches for minute - damn

A ★★★★ review of 28 Years Later (2025) Equal parts terrifying, thought-provoking, heartwarming, and absurd. That might sound like an impossible gumbo but I’ll be damned if it doesn’t taste fantastic. And it just works on so many levels: an...

it’s here whenever you’re ready for it boxd.it/a4vvml

i can’t wait for you to see it

🚨 There’s a lot of horrific news out of Washington right now—but you might have missed this: Senate Republicans just introduced a plan to sell off 120 million acres of our public lands.

Let me break down what’s in the bill and why it’s a full-scale land grab. 🧵

i've watched this approx. 1000 times today and can't not chuckle

Straight from a Chaplin film from 1918.

a violinist played God Only Knows as my wife and i walked the aisle hand in hand

i have no memory of that moment other than bliss because everything was such a blur but i have a distinct memory of hearing the violinist warming up and i’ll be damned if it isn’t the most perfect song ever

RIP brian

great news, folks: we got a new How I'd Fix Atlanta essay coming on Thursday

it's written by @ruwaromman.bsky.social and i'm so excited to share it with you

do me a favor and tell everyone you know to subscribe right now hurry go go go:

how-id-fix-atlanta.ghost.io

a screenshot of news headline that reads: cnn host anthony bourdain says he would poison trump if he had to cook for him

apropos of nothing

anthony bourdain drinking a can of coors banquet

RIP tony - seven years

RT if you love boobs or if you think ICE should be abolished

“Tasted a little tear gas— tasted like fascism”

here’s the thing - fuck every cop

ice / police / sheriffs / national guard / the whole lot

every single one can eat a dick

nice

the red sea demands bodies

@austinlouisray.bsky.social and @olporch.bsky.social and i have reached the 27th iteration of our group chat name please clap

A high score list on an airplane seat’s version of Tetris. I have the top score in Marathon mode by more than 3,000 points.

Hey RickyP. Saw your high scores on Aer Lingus’ in-flight version of Tetris. Just want to let you know that I have fucking embarrassed your ass so fucking bad dude.

To all the trans men who need to hear it, it is totally okay to be a man. Testosterone does not make you evil. Transitioning doesn't make you a traitor to feminism. It's not internalized misogyny. Most men are good people, even if the bad ones get the most attention.

You are good.

ONE OF THE GREATEST MOMENTS OF MY LIFE WAS JUST NOW WHEN PEARL JAM WAS BLASTING THROUGH A COVER OF “ROCKIN IN THE FREE WORLD” AND THE JUMBOTRON CAMERA ZOOMED IN ON A GUY UP FRONT WHOSE SHIRT READ “JD VANCE KILLED THE POPE”

A doctor from Colombia once told me “in my country, Easter weekend is full of debauchery because god is dead for three days and there’s nobody watching” and I think about him every year.