Not a drag queen.
Not a drag queen.
When government overreach combines with government incompetence, you get this Kafkaesque nightmare. Fuck Trump!
Itβs so thrilling when one of your idols messages you right out of the blue!
I prefer to think he teleported to a smarter dimension. Our coordinate in spacetime is too dumb to accommodate him.
Photo of Tom Lehrer
My last living musical hero is still my hero but unfortunately no longer living. RIP to the great, great Mr. Tom Lehrer.
Just discovered that Cpap is not a disgraced rapper.
I got mine sunglasses. People are a lot more chill about her at the dog park when she wears them.
People seem to get weirded out when I take my marionette to the dog park to play, but they should really put up a sign with a crossed out marionette if they don't want us there. Maybe people are upset because the marionette doesn't have any strings and has glowing eyes and whispers their secrets?
Golden Retriever sitting at attention, wearing a tuxedo collar.
βYour slipper, sir.β
βWhere is the other one, Alfred?β
βIβm afraid thereβs been a mishap, sir.β
Post your favorite Dr Who, wrong answers only.
Today marks the third anniversary of the Supreme Court's decision to overturn Roe v. Wade.
What's happened since?
A record number of women have been prosecuted. Pregnancy loss is now considered extremely suspicious, even when it has nothing to do with abortion.
Please hire me to be your town sorcerer. I can wave at random raccoons and hope they wave back. I can hand out glitter-coated acorn caps at the farmers' market. I can point my gnarled magic wand at traffic lights as they change. I can try to imagine the dreams of crows.
Weβve bombed Iran. And dismantled our joint terrorism task force. And sent a third of the FBI to help ICE. And gutted the National Security Council. And a drunk guy is in charge at the pentagon. And our intelligence allies probably wonβt share intel with us. Because people couldnβt vote for a woman.
Hey Bluesky, could you help me spread the word about my Etsy shop? A sale or two would be a colossal help.
All of my creations are designed, hand-sewn, hand-embroidered by me. Each takes many hours to make.
jeremycreature.etsy.com
The day started with tragedy with political violence in MN and instead of being scared, neighbors SHOWED UP to stand together at No Kings Twin Cities. We packed the Capitol Mall all the way to the Cathedral. Estimate 80,000+ right now. So proud of our state. #nokings #indivisible
Andry JosΓ© HernΓ‘ndez Romero at his hometownβs Three Kings Festival, on horseback, dressed as a king, in a costume he designed.
Andry JosΓ© HernΓ‘ndez Romero, I remember you, even if I do not know how to articulate my horror, rage, & sorrow at your treatment by my government.
No one has heard from you in 92 days.
As vigil, Iβm posting a photo* of you every day until you are returned from El Salvador.
*No Kings except Andry
Vance Boelter, a white man in his 50s with gray hair in a suit.
The AP identifies the suspect in the Minnesota shootings as 57-year-old Vance Boelter.
apnews.com/article/minn...
Hubbie flew the flag and I rocked this sign. We did our part in southern Indiana, even as a fire-and-brimstone preacher with a portable PA system counter-protested. #nokings
War manager
Russia wants to speak to the Manager.
One thing IDIOCRACY didnβt predict: commencement addresses devolving into fucking puppet shows! Look, I like Kermit as much as the next Gen X kid. Butβ¦no, just no.
When's the last time an author was asked to advertise a car? ViΓ±a Delmar for the Studebaker Commander in 1928.
Besides the obvious grift, I would be concerned about espionage risk (spy tech built into the planes to monitor high-level discussions, get embarrassing private stuff for extortion, etc.)
And now, my favorite Easter tradition.
Q: "How do you respond to Governor Newsom?"
Sen. Van Hollen: "I think Americans are tired of elected officials or politicians who are all finger to the wind...Anybody who can't stand up for the Constitution and the right of due process doesn't deserve to lead."
Alas, youβre asking the American public to appreciate nuance. You might have better luck getting a woodchuck to appreciate reggae.