kate

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It's delightfully bonkers, I enjoyed the heck out of it

it really is so good!

and also combined with missing my high school bestie who I have been texting with a lot because connor and hudson remind me of us and basically I just feel real disconnected from other people in every possible way

like what a cliche

worst part is it's just standard run of the mill I've been married a long time and I miss the feeling of being young and hot and first falling in love instead of being old and hot and bored

I'm so ready to have my brain back from heated rivalry madness but it shows no signs of actually letting up even though frankly at this point it's making me unhappy

Always surprised by how teeny tiny they are and according to wikipedia they are a medium size bat! But they're 3.5 inches nose to tail and almost half of that is tail

It was flapping its lil wings and living its lil life

I saw a tiny bat

what do I win if I guess correctly?

Mac & Me: Chris
Glen or Glenda?: Anna
Birdemic: Greg

Fake theater kid I always knew it

Oh the bunny only drinks chamomile

Ooooh I have everything I would need for this

She's drinking earl grey again smh

What did he do? I have had an irrational dislike of him all along & I'd love to upgrade that to rational dislike

❤️

Thanks a lot, now I can't stop noticing the ugly fireplaces

Hat wrote #4

I'm infected with yearning

retweeting this every single time I see someone taking "new Firefly" seriously

I would give almost anything to play beatrice

I could probably find someone if I were willing to do video chat but I fucking HATE doing video chat, if I'm doing video chat I need to be getting paid

well I spent like an hour trying to find a therapist with zero success once again so we'll put that back on the shelf for another six months and just keep getting crazier in the interim

I once stopped seeing a therapist because I missed a session and she didn't reach out to check on me, I just thought it seemed like she didn't care if I lived or died

Macbeth for tragedy, Much Ado for comedy. Honorable mention for R&J

I'm in a grouchy mood sorry

A lot of these "facts that sound fake" are actually extremely believable, the truth is most people are just not that interesting

Every day

This feels straight out of the Fallout universe