Xanthippus

if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam

let’s do another election tomorrow

Thanks jibjab hot dog.

Empty cardboard tray on a market shelf labeled “evaporated milk.”

you gotta be faster

"To understand who is in control, observe who you are not allowed to criticize." -Voltaire

If a kid’s voice suddenly got deeper and he said he was possessed by a dark pharaoh with no name and challenged me to a card game I would shoot him

I don’t mean to alarm anyone, but the orcas now have two F/A-18 Hornets

genuine laugh out loud upon seeing this as the best they have for trumps accomplishments. say what you will about biden but he actually passed some decent shit lol

Some of y’all ought to Switch 2 the JESUS channel and BUNDLE your soul to His teachings to PREORDER your spot near the Heavenly Father. Mario Kart

god made man in his image so i can only conclude that hes a dumbass

I, for one, love AI art. It rules that we now have an objective way to see who has a soul or not.

a big green garbage truck with a big piece of art on the back featuring the incredible hulk, whose forehead has been split in half to reveal a photo in the middle of the twin towers, plus a smaller hulk standing beside the twin towers reaching angrily for an airplane as it flies past.

a closeup of the artwork showing that in the bottom left corner of the image are the words “we will always remember you 9/11/01”

my friend saw an incredible garbage truck today

dems attending the joint address but shaking their heads the whole time so everyone knows they disagree

A tweet, reading, "Ah, great man theory. There's a reason most remotely competent historians abandon this model of reasoning by the end of their first year of graduate study." responding to another tweet, reading: "Like how can you be a remotely competent historian without recognizing that major events in human history are shaped by high IQ, high-agency people who are bad and/or flawed and/or dangerous."

Sigh. Having a viral moment over on The Bad Place and so much of it is folks who are infuriated at the idea of historical expertise because it doesn't flatter their notions that history is about Great Men and the Greatest Man, invariably either Donald Trump or Elon Musk.

Portrait painting of Messmer from Elden Ring

Messmer painting I did when the dlc trailer came out #ELDENRING

The only ideas these guys literally ever come up with are concentration camps or slavery or some combination of the two

Introduce yourself with four video games:

3/4 fromsoft games 🥴 titanfall 3 when?

Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate

Kendrick: actually

If George Soros illegally hacked the treasury a SWAT team would've been deployed within 4 minutes. The right are unprincipled goons who believe in nothing but power and owning the libs. Congrats have fun ruling over the ashes of a failed state you hacks.

everyone who voted for the party vowing to destroy the country and every governmental function stunned at the party actually destroying the country and every governmental function

trump has an uncanny ability to make america the worlds most hated country in no time. he’s able to get canada to boo a black woman in a wheelchair #DarkWoke

listen up liberal,
*crashes plane*