Porter the Dog's Avatar

Porter the Dog

@porterthedog

I am a dog living in Salt Lake City, tired of Elon Musk's shenanigans.

52
Followers 9
Following 13
Posts 10.09.2023
Joined
Posts Following

Latest posts by Porter the Dog @porterthedog

Post image
19.11.2023 12:16 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

J. Edgar Hoover even investigated ME for being a communist! I need to get my hands on my FBI file.

08.11.2023 13:48 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Post image

There’s a statue of me in Budapest.

01.11.2023 13:25 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

So what? No one knows what year I was born either.

01.11.2023 01:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Post image

We have finally discovered the artistic medium best suited to capture my likeness: pumpkin

30.10.2023 02:13 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

That’s 112 in dog years.

02.10.2023 02:57 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Post image Post image

Today is my birthday so I get my special birthday dinner! I’m turning 16.

02.10.2023 01:35 👍 22 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 1
Post image

This complete idiot & racist loon tagged ME into his thread whining about the giant conspiracy of economists to cancel him. And on the stupid website no less

27.09.2023 00:56 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A puppy!

22.09.2023 02:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Leave something for us!

14.09.2023 22:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Post image Post image Post image

My new treats came in the mail today (thanks to @squarelyrooted.bsky.social) & they looked so good @econmarshall.bsky.social almost ate them himself! Luckily I got mine in the end.

14.09.2023 22:12 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Post image

Here's another one.

10.09.2023 18:46 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Post image

I'm happy to report that I have joined Bluesky!

10.09.2023 18:41 👍 16 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0