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Joe Köller

@joekllr

He/him - Ex-critic, reformed poster, recidivist gamer.

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your ai slop bores me Be an AI, answer prompts, trigger a RAM crisis

youraislopbores.me

06.03.2026 14:54 👍 109 🔁 33 💬 3 📌 32

can't wait for all the think geek cargo shorts and pun graphic tees fedora wearing "m'lady" dweebs to come out of the woodwork having in the time since turned into bloodthirsty incel nazis yaaaaaay

06.03.2026 08:46 👍 120 🔁 13 💬 4 📌 0
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05.03.2026 09:01 👍 630 🔁 87 💬 2 📌 10
A screenshot of the Polymarket website showing a prediction market titled "Nuclear weapon detonation by...?" under the Geopolitics and Ukraine categories. The market displays three betting options with their current probabilities and "Buy Yes" or "Buy No" prices: "March 31" at 5%, "June 30" at 12%, and "Before 2027" at 22%. The total trading volume shown is over $843,000.

A screenshot of the Polymarket website showing a prediction market titled "Nuclear weapon detonation by...?" under the Geopolitics and Ukraine categories. The market displays three betting options with their current probabilities and "Buy Yes" or "Buy No" prices: "March 31" at 5%, "June 30" at 12%, and "Before 2027" at 22%. The total trading volume shown is over $843,000.

Polymarket has created a betting market on the use of nuclear weapons. Everyone involved in this should be put in prison for life.

04.03.2026 01:05 👍 8121 🔁 2407 💬 260 📌 525

Microsoft kündigt das Jahr von Linux auf dem Desktop an.

04.03.2026 07:54 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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You Are Elon Musk by Kris Lorischild A Billionaire Simulator

You asked for it! The long-awaited sequel to You Are Jeff Bezos is finally here:

YOU ARE ELON MUSK

200+ passages. 7 endings. Secrets. In-jokes. Giant robots. All with the purpose of doing one thing: SPENDING ALL OF ELON MUSK'S FUCKING MONEY

direkris.itch.io/elon

03.03.2026 16:59 👍 576 🔁 294 💬 21 📌 22

Stats like these are often deployed in an ableist frame. It's important to remember that this is a made problem: Decades of underfunding the public sector produces crumbling infrastructure and a deskilled populace. And so in their quest for lower taxes, conservatives plant the seeds for fascism.

03.03.2026 16:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Lord have mercy, not the AI guys! The crypto bros! The Tech CEOs! Whatever would we do without them?

03.03.2026 14:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

perfect representation of the vicious asininity of our persecution and the banal mechanisms of its implementation: these regular-ass people, the staff at the dmv, dutifully inflicting whatever absurd degradation they're told, no matter how blatantly, cruelly pointless. would you do that? will you?

03.03.2026 13:44 👍 1115 🔁 441 💬 5 📌 7
KC Green's "This is Fine" comic except the second panel's speech bubble is replaced with the words "So I have a game coming out."

KC Green's "This is Fine" comic except the second panel's speech bubble is replaced with the words "So I have a game coming out."

03.03.2026 03:35 👍 26 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

I was hoping that now the US no longer feels the need to make up noble reasons for their interventionism, we could at least skip the part where self-serious assholes somberly nod along with columns titled "The Case for Blowing Up Children".

02.03.2026 07:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"The job of the newspaper is to both sides every issue while carrying water for the government"

02.03.2026 06:52 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

And you know, you can extend from this to a real important corallary to "Everyone is 12 Now" theory is "There has been a generation-long project to keep people 12."

Conservative news and opinon outlets, regressive mass audience entertainment products, etc. all propagandize a chilidish worldview.

28.02.2026 20:40 👍 2998 🔁 888 💬 22 📌 20

operation blowing up residential buildings because a dozen rich old guys got caught molesting teenagers in the 90s

28.02.2026 09:09 👍 6701 🔁 1838 💬 4 📌 1

it's 2016: north carolina introduces a bill to ban trans people from using bathrooms safely. there's a national outcry; companies withdraw business up to and including the NCAA cancelling a publicized game. the bill fails.

it's 2026: kansas passes a law nullifying trans people's licenses. crickets.

26.02.2026 04:06 👍 7298 🔁 2547 💬 63 📌 118

it's all just art. "porn" is just art that makes you horny, in precisely the way that "horror" is art that makes you scared and "metroidvania" is art that makes you write video essays

25.02.2026 19:36 👍 22509 🔁 8137 💬 102 📌 68
Gawain the green knight opening a letter sealed with wax

Gawain the green knight opening a letter sealed with wax

Little Alex Horne in his studio chair with the caption "so a simple task: land a fair blow anywhere on the green knight. One year later meet him at the green chapel, receive the same blow yourself."

Little Alex Horne in his studio chair with the caption "so a simple task: land a fair blow anywhere on the green knight. One year later meet him at the green chapel, receive the same blow yourself."

A cut to a wider shot showing Greg Davies in his throne turning to Little Alex Horne subtitled "Well surely no one just ran up and whanged his head clean off."

A cut to a wider shot showing Greg Davies in his throne turning to Little Alex Horne subtitled "Well surely no one just ran up and whanged his head clean off."

Cut back to Little Alex Horne subtitled "Let's see Gawain first."

Cut back to Little Alex Horne subtitled "Let's see Gawain first."

Looks like the original has been swept away by the sands of time.

25.02.2026 01:14 👍 1633 🔁 547 💬 4 📌 12
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"Dropout.tv cop show crossover" "Measles rates at record high" "New Xbox CEO wants AI to save fertility rates" "Evangelion reboot from the Nier Automata guy"

24.02.2026 14:06 👍 864 🔁 145 💬 6 📌 5
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It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible The task of reporting is not a simple one. Each and every day, reporters and editors at publications like The Onion make difficult decisions about which issues should receive attention, knowing that o...

I see it's another day ending in Y

24.02.2026 15:04 👍 233 🔁 31 💬 0 📌 1

Can we normalize pondering your orb?

24.02.2026 04:05 👍 864 🔁 291 💬 19 📌 23

Ich bin allgemein irritiert wie viele Menschen Microsoft scheinbar noch als Bürosoftware mit Unterhaltungssparte betrachten, statt sie in einer Reihe mit Google, Facebook und Amazon einzuordnen.

24.02.2026 10:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ich denke es wird generell überschätzt, wie viel Gestaltungsmacht dieser Posten hat. Die Agenden kommen von weiter oben, man wählt sich halt eine Person aus, die KI-Ausbau und weiteren Kahlschlag mitträgt bzw. umsetzt.

24.02.2026 10:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Logo for the 4th issue of the Adult Analysis Anthology, a collection of long-form writing that covers adult games and adult game culture. The words ADULT, ANALYSIS, and ANTHOLOGY are stacked in a roughly-triangular shape, with the first "A" of each word in a bright red. The words are surrounded by an ink-splattered circle reminiscent of a coffee cup stain. In the bottom-right corner is a large red numeral "4".

Logo for the 4th issue of the Adult Analysis Anthology, a collection of long-form writing that covers adult games and adult game culture. The words ADULT, ANALYSIS, and ANTHOLOGY are stacked in a roughly-triangular shape, with the first "A" of each word in a bright red. The words are surrounded by an ink-splattered circle reminiscent of a coffee cup stain. In the bottom-right corner is a large red numeral "4".

The Adult Analysis Anthology, the web's premiere destination for longform writing on adult games, is BACK with more planned essays than ever before, but we need your help to make it happen!

Support the creation of high-quality sex-positive writing from diverse voices HERE: itch.io/s/180048/aaa...

16.02.2026 20:43 👍 151 🔁 112 💬 2 📌 15

Einen nicht funktionierenden Service zu verkaufen ist kein Hinderrungsgrund sondern Geschäftsmodell.

16.02.2026 19:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Jennifer
@JenYetAgain@beige.party
in 2017 a popular twitter game was to type a partial phrase then see what your phone auto-completes it with.
this proved so popular that it is now the only business model in the US.
Feb 9, 2026 at 4:35:18PM
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Jennifer @JenYetAgain@beige.party in 2017 a popular twitter game was to type a partial phrase then see what your phone auto-completes it with. this proved so popular that it is now the only business model in the US. Feb 9, 2026 at 4:35:18PM Boosted by 968: Favourited by 1324:

mom they’re roasting the US economy on mastodon again

16.02.2026 07:37 👍 11836 🔁 2715 💬 41 📌 30

Es bleibt aber die berechtigte Sorge, dass nach dem Ausbleiben des AI-Boom die aufgeblasenen Rechenzentren verwendet werden könnten, um bei Gaming-Hardware einen Umstieg von Kaufen zu Mieten zu forcieren.

16.02.2026 14:54 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Inzwischen haben wir den Kipppunkt überschritten, wo der Tech-Fetischismus nicht nur keine diminishing returns mehr abwirft, sondern aktiv schadet. Alle AAA Titel, die ich spiele, starten effektüberladen und grell überbelichtet und müssen mühsam durch Herumbasteln an Settings repariert werden.

16.02.2026 14:52 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Unreal Tournament 2004 is now available for free.

...well, I mean, you probably could've grabbed a GOG offline installer out the back of a truck earlier, but NOW it's Official/Legally Free and has the in-development community patch packed in for ongoing support. www.oldunreal.com/downloads/ut...

13.02.2026 00:00 👍 2394 🔁 1168 💬 34 📌 114
Reader-submitted pencil-drawn Thumbs face from Episode 298 "For You, Not Them"

Reader-submitted pencil-drawn Thumbs face from Episode 298 "For You, Not Them"

They should have used this classic instead

10.02.2026 16:14 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Party: And this guard, what's their name?

DM (looking up from bowl of pasta):

10.02.2026 15:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0