Jason

😀

I am so sorry.

I try to convince myself that Arthur wrote all the best gags in Father Ted.

The second sentence made me realise I had the wrong meaning of “lamps”. I apologise unreservedly.

Well he is a handsome devil.

YES #ff

On the off chance you're not aware - everyone's favourite Synthesizer Patel alter-ego and Dept. Q dressing gown-wearer @govindajeggy.bsky.social is dishing out the chuckles here.

It's quite telling that if you imagine every Trump utterance daubed on a prison cell wall in excrement, it doesn't seem any more fucking insane.

My daughter was sent home from World Book Day because she’s had her appendix removed

Cheers mate!

Cheers Liz 👊

Mary Whitehouse Experience - Ray YouTube video by SiX DwArF

That is basically Ray from The Mary Whitehouse Experience, bless you 😀

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Haha, you fucking medieval loon.Yeah, it's today, bless you,C xx

I do love a prime number.

I have now been alive for 53 years, yet have still not mastered the art of saying "I'm so happy for you" without it sounding like bitter, seething resentment.

It will take more than one post to list all the ways in which the right have no media literacy whatsoever. They love the noise & sound films & TV make without understanding what any of it means. So anyway, let's go through some of the clips they used in support of their illegal and immoral war. 1/7

"Excuse me, doctor - my husband was rushed in with violent spasms in his buttocks. Where is he please?"

"ICU, baby, shakin' that ass...."

Thank you, I think 😊

This came up on my memories today, from the time Richard Hammond claimed that eating ice cream was "gay". Somewhat bafflingly, three people thought it was real and got quite cross with me.

Thank you and what the fuck, in equal measure 😀

Tremendous, thank you 😀

Ahh well bless your tiny toes, thank you kindly xx

So Philip Glass just joined TikTok. He only has like 4 posts and they’re simply him in what I assume is his living room playing the piano. First comment on one I saw was “your piano is too close to the fireplace, you’ll dry it out” and if that’s not the internet in a nutshell I don’t know what is.

Ahh bless ya, thank you kindly, June 🤗 xx

"That’ll be £11.86 please"

"Ok hang on, mate - I've got a shedload of coupons here. These six are for 50p off the loaves, and one's half price on the fish"

Christ the Redeemer.

This just about makes up for the Cary Grant meme, thank you! 😊

I just ordered a so-called ‘All Day Breakfast’ and finished it in well under half an hour. How do these fraudsters sleep at night.

Cheers marra 👊

Thanks muchly 😊

Cheers Nasher 👊