Sean Howard

I SO WANT TO SEE THIS!

There’s nothing scarier to an introvert than your partner looking at your shit and uttering the phrase “impromptu garage sale”

I sat down to write some jokes and instead wrote 300 lines of python code I did not need. #tuesday #adhdlife

Yeah. I also wish there was a frown icon on Bluesky.

Ugh. Blocked.

Yup. Berries. Not sure why no one has seen grandpa in a week…

Technically, there’s nothing at a greasy spoon I can’t make at home. But at a diner the food is magical and cooked by the fae. Shhhhh. The alternative is I’m a lazy bastard.

I give one blow job… but these bastards get away with it?

Truth. I once wrote a script to keep track of the other scripts I wrote but rarely use….

ADHD is having two lists. The TODO list where you write down all the important shit. And the “fascinating shit I did instead” list. ADHD also defines fascinating such that you won’t want to share most things on that second list.

Well played. lol.

I’m excited for AI agents so I can fight with Google Maps about the best route to take. In other news, my husband wants a second car.

lol!

Sexy!!!

👀👀👀

Did you name your guitar, “Saturday?”. I do agree it looks plucky.

Once again weeping that I can never create something as funny as "1 day blinding stew"

@sarahrheawerner.bsky.social you may need to move to be near this so I can visit

Now excuse me while I go curl up in a ball under my comforter with a bottle of wine to watch Drag Race for 4 hours straight. No pun intended. Don’t mind the sobbing.

We are not all okay. This shit is hard and we are scared about our friends, our family, and our partners. So don’t misread all the jokes and funny posts and think everyone else is doing okay. We are all just as messed up and afraid as you may be feeling.

The best days are when I’m able to the work that feels right. The hardest days are when I question my ability to know right from wrong and I’ve run out of wine.

Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.

Totally replacing the mistletoe…

I’m Sean, if only I would apply myself.

The closest black hole to Canada is just across our southern border.

lol. Needed this.

If you haven't listened to @draculatdm.bsky.social yet, I really need you to give it a chance. I realise we're in a glut of Dracula-focused media recently, but I promise this is a new, fresh, very different take on the story. It's modern, sharp, and stylish, with a very different Jonathan and Mina

I get that life is hard right now. But don’t scream at a barista. Use road rage like the rest of us.