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writer - comedian - sand in the oyster Making light of things.

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What’s insane is how few of these guys were wearing their seatbelts

31.05.2025 10:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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DOGE Is Building a Master Database to Surveil and Track Immigrants DOGE is knitting together data from the Department of Homeland Security, Social Security Administration, an IRS that could create a surveillance tool of unprecedented scope.

www.wired.com/story/doge-c...

18.04.2025 23:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I worry about the .edu industry come August

11.04.2025 03:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You can totally see how this mf bankrupted a casino.

03.04.2025 01:45 πŸ‘ 60369 πŸ” 10324 πŸ’¬ 799 πŸ“Œ 354

Remember today. In 4 months when we are all being force-fed a bunch of bullshit about the need to privatize social security, remember this was all self-inflicted. Quite possible by design. We won’t be duped.

03.04.2025 19:27 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This one will be fun to watch but I predict a backlash from the new Chairman. The 2026 Mark Twain Prize will be hosted at the Wind Creek Resort & Casino unless the award goes to Greg Gutfeld.

22.03.2025 15:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s not you. Guys are idiots, and the guys in Austin are children. A whole generation has no idea how to talk to people. And by people, of course, I mean flesh and blood women not wearing manga cosplay outfits.

22.03.2025 14:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is not β€˜Nam, this is bowling, there are rules

20.03.2025 21:33 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Putting 5 year old boys behind desks in a classroom environment is the start point for disservice in education. They need to run, to sweat, to scrape their knees and get dirty. The girls need it, too of course. Boundless energy needs an outlet. Kinetic learning is still learning.

16.03.2025 21:35 πŸ‘ 52 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

This is crazy. Accusing Tulane of anti-semitism is like accusing Trump of hating people in red hats.

11.03.2025 19:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Let’s be honest for a second: even if we annexed Canada, we all know the 51st state would be Mississippi.

11.03.2025 19:52 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Which one of the White House speechwriters is secretly shorting Game Stop right now? And by Game Stop, I mean, the entire S&P 500.

11.03.2025 16:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wow

08.03.2025 16:06 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

So the fate of Tim Horton’s is an allegory and a cautionary tale. Stay strong, friends.

08.03.2025 15:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah that sounds like us. Sorry.

08.03.2025 01:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No mention of Tim Horton’s…are you even Canadian or is this a Putin troll-bot?

08.03.2025 01:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

@kairyssdal.bsky.social this excellent article answers the big question you’ve been asking lately

07.03.2025 14:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Pay now or pay later

07.03.2025 14:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

But you don’t need to incorporate. Just set up a separate bank account and run it like a sole proprietorship (unless you have liability concerns that require corporate enclosure). You file a schedule C on your taxes that tally expenses against income. But you must show a profit after 3 yrs

06.03.2025 22:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

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06.03.2025 22:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

One month is plenty of time to build, outfit, staff, and startup a production line β€” just ask anybody who has never worked a day in manufacturing.

05.03.2025 21:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You’re the right man for the job

04.03.2025 15:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Seriously, our elected leaders are cheering for Ivan Drago now. Thug bullies and pogues make me sick.

28.02.2025 19:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I really listened to the lyrics of Pink Pony Club for the first time today, and I think I’m going to be sad all week.

27.02.2025 17:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Jon Stewart Reworks Trump & Elon’s Sweeping DOGE Budget Cuts | The Daily Show
Jon Stewart Reworks Trump & Elon’s Sweeping DOGE Budget Cuts | The Daily Show YouTube video by The Daily Show

Jon Stewart Reworks Trump & Elon’s Sweeping DOGE Budget Cuts
youtu.be/utl2uLh1wVI

25.02.2025 04:02 πŸ‘ 1637 πŸ” 379 πŸ’¬ 82 πŸ“Œ 129

Imagine a school principal explaining to a student assembly that the kid who got viciously beaten for his lunch money was to blame. He started the fight when he refused to pay the bully. It’s his fault.

19.02.2025 08:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Technoligarchy.

17.02.2025 16:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s about the data. All of it. I’m not smart enough to know all the ways this data empowers them, but it’s clear that’s what they’ve been after. Information is power.

17.02.2025 15:22 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

While forcing crew to bail out

17.02.2025 14:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The team that knows everything you ever looked at or said on Twitter wants to know your address, DoB and SSNs of everyone in your family, properties, side businesses, investments, vendors, partnerships, charitable giving, gambling losses, disability ratings…to make Government more efficient.

17.02.2025 14:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0