Emmie 💫

Attending a meeting next week for employees looking to move up into management. My superiors didn't give me a choice, they expected me to attend 🤣 Wish me luck! 💪🏻

A digital crayon drawing of an acorn weevil in the grass.

It's dangerous to go alone! Take this! 🫴🪲💕✨

Negatives of long hair:
Gets in face in the day
Gets in face in the night
Stays wet after bath (or shower)
Accidentally getting grabbed or pinned down by a friend, family member, or animal
Needs extra care
Gets in face while swimming

Positives of long hair:
Ooo long
Fancy hair styles
Twirl stim

@pinkwormster.bsky.social tonight:
"I'm the woman of our house. @gnarlygnome.bsky.social is the man of our house. And you're..."
Me: "I'm the gremlin of our house" 👻

No toy is safe from me 😈

I also get sad bc I'm too tall and overheat quickly. So many cute things that I can't wear 😞

The book was a tear jerker too if I remember right

Ooo you got all the bells and whistles! I get new glasses in a month and I'm also really excited. Mine are falling apart and so scratched 😅

Right in so jealous 😍😭

This website has been entertaining my household ALL day 🤣 I love it sm

Pain-somnia struck again last night and this morning. Always annoying when it does after a long work week. Shout-out to @gnarlygnome.bsky.social for always massaging my pain points and hugging me through my frustrated tears 🩷

Have you ever tried to get your friends to try FAB, but didn't know how?

SAGE is the answer. Pick up a couple of Precons and equip them with a full-powered deck! I recommend Dash, quick, easy and packs a punch. Oh, and here's a full guide on how to play the deck⬇️
#fabtcg

I've only read the Wolf Children manga, but I've seen people really loving the movie. Maybe I should watch it, it's been years since I read it... 👀

sucking your pacis out in the open should be more socially acceptable than vaping or smoking in public

Basil holding puppy Basil while people speculate about It

Critter

Huge fan of Pokemon games when I'm feeling smol. Pokemon Playhouse and Pokemon Cafe are sooooo cozy 🥰

I forgot my work is having an ice cream party at 3! Best day EVER 🥰

Happy Friday and 30 days sober to me! 💪🏻
Ready for a sweet treat and dinosaur documentary when I get off work 🦕

Friendly reminder that products designed to make hygiene fun for kids don't have an age limit. Mint toothpaste makes my face red, eyes water, and tongue sting so I've always hated brushing my teeth. Today I tried watermelon toothpaste and loved it. No redness, no watering, no stinging. 🥹🙏🏻

Someone stop me collars are so CUTE omg I want one so bad 😭

Stopppp these are so CUTE omg

a woman's back muscles. share if you agree.

So the thing about being trans is you go from barely existing to loving life and then everyone who isn’t trans wants us to be quiet and polite at best while we’re exploding with the first real joy we’ve ever experienced

So

Anyone who thinks we need to be civil and quiet can fuck all the way off

Morning walks to work are for Merlin 😤🥰

I just really love Ziggy, bro

Damn you LSS. I'm trying to settle on a hero (Valda and Jarl) and you're gonna release this stunner. #fabtcg

Had a dream I had long, mermaid coloured hair (the same colours as my playroom). My patience for growing out my hair has been renewed 🩷🩵💜

you vs. the entity they tell you not to worry about

Who needs a male illusionist when we’ve got non-binary David Bowie illusionist?

#fabtcg #fleshandblood