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Jack Elder

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Father, cyclist, beardie

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I was at a function at the Hunter Lounge on Sunday. It was quite a head trip.

12.03.2026 04:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Chinchillazilla

My dealer: got some straight gas πŸ”₯πŸ˜› this strain is called "Hogfather" 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd πŸ’―

Me: yeah whatever. I don't feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude I swear I just had a full conversation with a rat skeleton

My buddy Teatime pacing: the tooth fairy is lying to us
December 23, 2023 at 5:41PM

Chinchillazilla My dealer: got some straight gas πŸ”₯πŸ˜› this strain is called "Hogfather" 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd πŸ’― Me: yeah whatever. I don't feel shit. 5 minutes later: dude I swear I just had a full conversation with a rat skeleton My buddy Teatime pacing: the tooth fairy is lying to us December 23, 2023 at 5:41PM

12.07.2025 13:08 πŸ‘ 223 πŸ” 47 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Deeply odd moment of revelation today when I realised I have been using Microsoft Word for longer than about 40% of our project team has been alive.

10.03.2026 03:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ah fuck are IBM the good guys now

09.03.2026 02:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Theory that the US is so embarrassed at turning up late for the first two world wars that they’re determined to turn up early for the next one is still pretty strong.

08.03.2026 00:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Excellent, Niko Ne Zna always do a good gig.

07.03.2026 10:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ok, it’s 9:30pm and there’s a huge queue at the Waitomo petrol station on Thorndon Quay. Have I missed something? Is the petrol price about to jump?

05.03.2026 08:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Rob Grant RIP – Ganymede & Titan We at Ganymede & Titan are heartbroken to pass on a message from Rob Grant’s family. With much sadness, we have to announce that Rob Grant, co-creator ofΒ Red Dwarf, passed away suddenly yesterday afte...

RIP Rob Grant. www.ganymede.tv/2026/02/rob-...

Watched a lot of Red Dwarf when I was younger.

26.02.2026 23:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Went off for the weekend. While we were away, a kereru flew through kitchen window, shattering it. Kids were quite taken aback.

22.02.2026 05:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Whenever I talk to someone over 50 but particularly women they are absolutely terrified that if they get laid off/made redundant they won’t find work again cause no one wants to hire old people and yet all the talk is about raising the retirement age.

20.02.2026 20:38 πŸ‘ 278 πŸ” 44 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 4

Contentious opinion: I quite like Whanganui.

20.02.2026 20:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Gen X urge to mmm skyscraper I love you

20.02.2026 06:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Kids are trying to shock us by playing filthy punk songs. Kids are about to be in for rude shock. In several senses.

19.02.2026 07:19 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nice. A while ago my oldest asked β€œhey papa, do you just wear that orange and white striped rugby jersey as a homage to penguin books?” and I knew I was busted.

18.02.2026 03:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Didn’t see what the dog was doing.

15.02.2026 19:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Dog walk lasted three minutes. Out into the weather, found the nearest bush, did a shit under it, turned firmly for home.

15.02.2026 19:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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B.ENO

I have been informed that Mr. Eno has now seen this. β€œVery amusing” was the verdict.

I get up to all sorts on Patreon.com/frasergeesin if you fancy it.

My comics are also β€œVery amusing” and cheap from Frasergeesin.com

14.02.2026 20:12 πŸ‘ 139 πŸ” 53 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 3

Watched Sinners last night. This morning, the house resonates to the sound of traditional Irish folk songs as the violin and banjo get a workout.

13.02.2026 22:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Actually, of the 11 notable alumni on the school’s Wikipedia page, three were in my class and i got on well with them. I now feel like I need to step up a bit more.

12.02.2026 06:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Also that the monks who ran the school have had multiple credible accusations of abuse against them, but that’s less of a surprise.

12.02.2026 06:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Did a quick bit of research on this and was surprised to find that the outgoing kid from my class has been a successful DJ and producer for 30 years.

12.02.2026 06:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Our 18yo started listening to the Cure as a result of owning a Disintegration t-shirt for several years.

11.02.2026 23:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Urban camouflage - Wikipedia

The only acceptable camo on a landie is Berlin Brigade camo - a pattern designed specifically for a specific city and architectural type. (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urban_c... for a good picture)

10.02.2026 06:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The takeaway from this, is even the orange guy had no interest in "the alternative, patriot, maga, christofacist, kid rock halftime show" and still watched the proper one.

09.02.2026 02:13 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Eldest child is in the queue to get in Laneway and reports multiple ad hoc stalls selling pink cowboy hats, including one guy just walking up and down with a stack of hats and an eftpos machine.

04.02.2026 23:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm really bad at my job, beyond the usual imposter syndrome. I used to worry about this but if you manage to blag your way through probation, truth is, most people, including managers, are nearly always either too bad at their own jobs, or too busy to notice anybody else.

03.02.2026 21:20 πŸ‘ 276 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 2

Also: in my experience, coming from the railway station end of things, riding around the bays towards Miramar is about 2.5 K longer than going through the Mount Vic tunnel, but takes roughly the same amount of time – no traffic lights on the way, all on the flat

31.01.2026 21:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Can’t recall about over, but the Mt Vic tunnel footpath is bike legal (if unpleasant). That said, mt vic has loads of bike tracks so riding over shouldn’t be a problem

31.01.2026 21:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Catherine O'Hara Dead at 71 Catherine O'Hara -- famous for her work in "Schitt's Creek," "Home Alone," and "Best In Show" -- is dead ... TMZ has learned.

Fuck this!

RIP, legend.

www.tmz.com/2026/01/30/c...

30.01.2026 18:15 πŸ‘ 1634 πŸ” 218 πŸ’¬ 57 πŸ“Œ 101
a copy of The Dawnhounds and a note which reads: Stronach has built a world of excellent bio/fungal-punk crankiness, populated by rambunctious characters and top stuff piratical fuckery that I have to recommend its grim weirdness and joyous freedom. MG.

a copy of The Dawnhounds and a note which reads: Stronach has built a world of excellent bio/fungal-punk crankiness, populated by rambunctious characters and top stuff piratical fuckery that I have to recommend its grim weirdness and joyous freedom. MG.

eyyy, shoutout Unity Books Wellington, I made the wall!

29.01.2026 01:46 πŸ‘ 75 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0