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Brendan Haley

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Assorted box of frights and homoerotism πŸŽ₯ SCORCH MARKS coming to Dekkoo in 2026 GRIND debuts at SXSW HOUSE OF KA now on streaming/VOD

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Further confirming my theory that Ookie is the master wolf we’ve been looking for this whole time.

04.03.2026 07:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Feels like something a werewolf would want us to do…

04.03.2026 03:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Youuu make me feel like a natural woman🎢

02.03.2026 20:04 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Soup of the day seems to infer the existence of a far more salacious and tantalizing soup of the night.

02.03.2026 02:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There’s only one way to up the ante next season…Traitors vs Muppets.

27.02.2026 06:10 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I may have a hand in this…and a pen…and a palette of colors.

24.02.2026 21:32 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm so excited for you to experience FOUR SEASONS OF FEAR! My co-creator/co-editor Tara Madison Avery of @stackeddeckpress.bsky.social and I have had fun brewing this anthology that serves as a full calendar of queer horror and are thrilled with the array of iconic creators who are joining us!

24.02.2026 21:04 πŸ‘ 60 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

I didn't know Traitors UK was hosted by Claudia Winkleman's bangs

23.02.2026 23:06 πŸ‘ 87 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 1
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Caves and baby sea lions were advertised, so now the only gigs @michaelvarrati.bsky.social and I will be accepting are those with caves and baby sea lions.

23.02.2026 01:47 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Long live Trish.

22.02.2026 06:07 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Cult movie screening on a haunted navy ship with vegetable puppets? Sign me up. As lover of the original, this was a crazy night. #AttackOfTheKillerTomatoes

21.02.2026 21:47 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ack-Ada-Kan-KANDAR

21.02.2026 17:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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21.02.2026 17:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Contrary to popular rumors, my mind isn’t rotting, I’m saving that sh*t for banana bread.

20.02.2026 22:19 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I believe it was Bram Stoker’s immortal words which readβ€¦β€œIn the club, we all vam”.

20.02.2026 17:09 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Clearly was in my goth plant dad era.

19.02.2026 22:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ“Έ xgreenwell

19.02.2026 22:35 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I hear the pink pony got her big break at Troy. Sad she’s doing club gigs now.

19.02.2026 15:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Tiptoe Through The Tulips. I said what I said.

17.02.2026 23:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Hello, people of bluesky, if you are just joining usβ€”here is an old comic I made about Dracula

07.11.2024 17:11 πŸ‘ 4935 πŸ” 1356 πŸ’¬ 49 πŸ“Œ 22

If ghosts are so weak but can still pierce the veil just to flick my lights on/off at leisure, where’s their half of utilities?

14.02.2026 02:34 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Probably too late for me to pitch the shape-shifting teen comedy sequel you never saw coming, Carrier Pigeon.

10.02.2026 22:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Me with the lead actors of my film, Brandon Shypkowski and Chris Salvatore.

Me with the lead actors of my film, Brandon Shypkowski and Chris Salvatore.

Missing these two knuckleheads. None of you b*tches are ready for the level of artistry and performance they brought to the table #ScorchMarks

09.02.2026 21:39 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
George Michael's lasagna recipe

George Michael's lasagna recipe

Somehow I didn't know about George Michael's lasagna recipe until now. Half a jar of mayonnaise and hard-boiled eggs, you say?

08.02.2026 04:07 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 4

Quibi 2: Quiblash
Quibi 2: Quibimania
Quibi Reloaded
Quibilicious Definition, Make Them Streamers Go Loco.

22.01.2026 03:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Every film director finds their groove. Mine is directing from within the cramped confines of bathroom cabinetry. #ScorchMarks

15.01.2026 19:03 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Scorch Marks movie production slate signaling our official wrap on principal photography.

Scorch Marks movie production slate signaling our official wrap on principal photography.

That’s a wrap on that! Scorch Marks is coming in 2026.

14.01.2026 00:55 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And that’s really what you missed on Glee.

28.12.2025 17:56 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We are the grandchildren of the grandmothers your reindeer couldn’t run over.

25.12.2025 17:36 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Spoiler alert: it’s incredibly difficult to find spry lords these days.

24.12.2025 22:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0