Cletus Van Damme

Unlike what I'm seeing all over my TL rn you will never see my sucking on a CEOs titties for doing the bare minimum putting restrictions on what they'll do for the DOD

To go dark-ish myself, one of the hardest laughs I had while my step-father was in hospice, was he asked my mom and I to get in touch with two specific people they'd fallen out with.

Why? He wanted to tell them to fuck themselves. 😂

Low Bar wall art

14 crashes since June in one tiny Austin geofence after 10 years of bullshit hype

incredible that people choose to wake up and work on this scam every day instead of just beer bonging Draino (or getting a respectable job at like Buck-Es)

Guess I'll be watching Lonesome Dove tonight

Jesus fucking Christ this is absolute clown shit

awww, refractory period kitty

Happy 5th birthday Luanne!

LOL this is good lore to know, at least I'm aware they were in the conversation

Disappointed at no blues traveler

Funky town is also a fort worth nickname

We're watching Henry Fonda

Some massive 6'5 intoxicated zoomer came up to me earlier and said "yo man you look like a stud" and insisted on shaking my hand so I have that going for me at least

Yes! 9 months old. So incredibly sweet

Spent time with my friend Mickey last night

orange cat asleep showing off his beans

orange cat asleep covering his face

stop scrolling and look at this :

Got some pushback in the GC today for stating the obvious fact that David Wilcox is better than the Tragically Hip

Well, it’s the 9th anniversary of this today. No special reason for mentioning it now, obviously

Considering his diet I'm sure he farts like a Clydesdale and smells 3x worse

Did he accidentally shoot himself

Good riddance kahanist scum

new york city is Real America. los angeles is Real America. chicago is Real America. minneapolis is Real America. seattle, portland, detroit etc etc. sick of this framing that it's otherwise. shut the fuck up

The way to scare libertarians about the ICE shooting is to ask them to imagine: what if that was you dropping off your girlfriend at her elementary school?

Hard to imagine at this state the concept of something as abstract as "summer"

Went to a cottage for the new year

Uniquely American sickness

Fun fact: statistically, if you live in the United States, one of these people is living on your very block right now.

You're assigning a lot of good faith her on her part that isn't at all deserved

Dear Jared from the Subway commercials, Jeffrey Epstein here, writing to talk about our close friend President Donald J. Trump. Like you, he shares an insatiable prediliction for "eating fresh." (To be clear, that is a euphemism for pedophilia.) Hope all is well! P.S. Do you have Jimmy Savile's #?