I find tinsel distracting

First Christmas hangover of the year this morning!

I wasn't really listening, but I think my 7 year old nephew told me that one yesterday arvo

subscribed!

Chip, former holder of the Thing of Evil title. Luckily he turned to the light side because he can reach way higher than ankles nowdays

My invite must have got lost in the mail

WTF? Why though?

No chip! It's too fuckin hot for this!

Hey corporate media,

Thou shalt not spend thousands of hours on one CEO’s shooting and only one hour on a classroom of children.

When you live out in the country and have an outdoor toilet, sometimes you park like this after a long drive home.
Frankly I'm happy the car is the right way up this time

zzzrrrrrooommmmm. vvvvzzzrrrrommm!
(That's lightsaber noises)

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I need this for my nephew's xmas present. Actually I need two of them.
For sword fighting

Have others out there seen Patriot? It's a beautiful show. My xmas song search lead me here, though the music is too dark to share with my family.
If there's other fans among my bluesky followers, I'd love to hear your thoughts

This is what I would have preferred to see.

My family has a tradition of a music playlist for the xmas period. People coming to my place all need to add songs they liked in the last year. Give me some suggestions.
So far I've added
Toms Diner-annenmaykantereit
Here comes your man-Pixies
Stand Inside Your Love- SP
Virt Insanity-Jamiroquai

Mind of a revolutionary, so clear the lane
The finger to the land of the chains
What? The "land of the free"?
Whoever told you that is your enemy
Now something must be done
About vengeance, a badge, and a gun
'Cause I'll rip the mic, rip the stage, rip the system
I was born to rage against 'em

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100% will try this one. Cheers!

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Just saw a blueskyer post about this, and bought it for mum in under a minute. I was cooking with the old girl a couple of months ago and found out we both use recipetin eats.
Absolute no-brainer xmas prezzy.
Nagi get on Bluesky mate!

I was cooking with mum 3 months ago and found out we both use Nagi's recipes. Off the top of my head I've done the roast chicken (last week), cheesecakes, multiple curries, many more I can't remember.
I didn't know she had a book out. The LEAST I could do her to re-pay her is to buy it!

Hey god. If, hypothetically, I killed a guy who was responsible for thousands of deaths and profited of it and would never otherwise be prosecuted, would I burn in hell eternally?
Amen

Golden coconut chicken curry Golden Coconut Chicken Curry blows me away every time I make it! Easy, swoon-worthy coconut sauce. Thai vibes.

Cooked this for the parents on Monday night. Yummmmmmmmo!

I literally just bought this for my mum's xmas present under 30 seconds after seeing your post.

I forgot about the 42.8% who don't like trump & elon

Breakdown of my bluesky followers after two weeks. 12% actual bluesky users, 34% bitcoin people, 102% suss pretty girls (who also like bitcoin mostly), 20% guys in small African countries who talk about jesus.

It's a bit dusty outside today where I am. I think I'll stay inside too

I despise trumpists as much as the rest, but be careful with photos like this. I noticed years ago when old media and new publish ugly photos of people they oppose intentionally. Nowdays I just see stuff like this as a red flag for a publication's bias.
That being said.... ooof!

my testes feel offended

It's pissing down economics