Ser Skellington Bones

Everyone is 12 theory remains undefeated

True, though I'm of the opinion that y'all is the only appropriate second person plural and should be exported everywhere, like other good Southern things like food that tastes good. So Aussies and incomprehensible Scots should be yalling it up too

That said the rest of her posts lol

Y'all was first used in East Anglia in the 1600s! It's technically ok

You can. [Original aim of war] is very complete, but [expanded goals] are just beginning.

We all know he's just an idiot saying verbal 💩 though tbh

"TAX CUTS!!!!!" is not a solution to the problems we got, man

Someone's winning all right. Who? The answer may surprise you!

2.60ish to 3.40ish already in NC. Can't wait to see the trucknuts guys filling up

Comrade Trump doing his best to make a socialist solar punk future 🛠️

Any good rhubarb pie there?

Hegseth and Miller are ultra religious fascists. Their goal is mass death of Muslims even if Trump is just an idiot that likes seeing bombs on tv

A prompt asking for cow tools, but tool cows instead. The fake ai responder drew a wrench with cow spots and a big red nose and eye. A+ tool cow

Good work AI.

I give up, Claude is conscious. Ergo AI developers must face imprisonment or execution for performing medical experiments on their living slave.

They're going to make the Arabian peninsula uninhabitable as all of the desalination plants are destroyed and half the food imports by sea are stopped. Thanks Trump

Other way around

What a senile idiot

Hegseth was PAO and is a notorious drunk so he probably decided to write it himself, while drunk

THIS IS SOMEHOW A POSSIBLE CHAIN OF EVENTS AND I HATE IT

I have no procedurally generated mouth, only a statistically generated text derived from mathematical tokenization, and I must scream

The drones. Oh the drones! I still hear the whir of their rainbow propellers as they fly up to you and... And! And ask you your preferred name and pronoun before giving you an iced matcha latte with a little umbrella that OH GOD was made with soy milk

*curls into fetal position*

Unexpectedly? Lol, right

It Wasn't Fascism All Along Conservatism was a distinct ideology but it is dead and it is not coming back.

Conservatism is "The belief that there are aspects of how society is ordered that are beyond our control, that we did not make and cannot change. Underlying rules that we may deviate from, but only to our detriment. We can, however, recognise them—they are permanent, predictable, and preservable."

Lmao

He can't keep getting away with it

Preemptive girlwithdodgeballisapollo.jpg

It's a shame April thru December is a swampy hellhole though

If everyone in a spot was too dead to call there was no reporting *taps forehead like a genius*

If South Asia + the Middle East destabilize simultaneously, humanitarian systems will be tested far beyond current capacity.

We should be watching displacement indicators NOW — not after borders are overwhelmed.

Conflict headlines = migration headlines within weeks, not years.

The repeating headlines are simultaneously the Onion's best, most hilarious bit and also incredibly sobering

They have an outsized influence because the elites are the same elderly people caught in the double down doom loop

Every military? Soldiers have kids too