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Lexa

@criminallyvu1gar

Go Bills. I tweet about women's hockey, sex, porn, BDSM, LGBTQ stuff, and many other things. Not straight. Also an author, work at link: https://patreon.com/CriminallyVu1gar?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&ut 39

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08.03.2026 02:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

King Felix the goat for pitcher hrs

08.03.2026 02:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That seems not good for you. Does he have a super wide rim or something?

08.03.2026 02:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Let's have Rob Ray and Rachel Ray switch jobs for a bit, see how that goes.

08.03.2026 01:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

my favorite games to go to were the random western teams because they would cost like $17

08.03.2026 01:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'd say he's the most overrated goalie but Jonathan Quick exists.

08.03.2026 01:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sabres playing the Lundqvist defense. 5 guys in the crease.

08.03.2026 01:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

my favorite how did that not go ins are when a forward has a wide open net and just patrik stefans it

08.03.2026 01:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How did that not go in? lol

08.03.2026 01:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Imagine Saros getting like halfway to the bench then having to handle the puck.

08.03.2026 01:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not sure what these Preds jerseys are going for. Reached into a vat of mustard?

08.03.2026 01:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Instead of intermission report panels they should just have 3 cats chillin' on the desk we can watch.

08.03.2026 01:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Way behind on watching the Sabres. Do we call them the 'Bres now?

08.03.2026 01:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That is a terrible Toyota Big Save of the Game, people are rolling in their Siennas.

08.03.2026 01:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Being on the west coast was nice. All the night Bills games start at like 5 PM. The Sunday games start at 10 AM.

08.03.2026 01:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They need to do what colleges do and basically create a student section behind the opposing goaltender for 2 of the periods.

08.03.2026 01:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

WHEA Championship is usually also broadcast on NESN so that's probably why I couldn't watch. I'll end up upgrading the ESPN package eventually

08.03.2026 00:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh no, the NEWHA Championship is on @flohockey.bsky.social , guess I'm not watching that either lol.

08.03.2026 00:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good to know, thanks. I was still getting most college games with my old ESPN+ subscription, but looks like that's ending.

08.03.2026 00:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Surprised they don't want a bigger guy than Oliver moving to a 3-4

08.03.2026 00:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Anyone know if you already have Hulu and you get an ESPN - Hulu bundle if it automatically bundles them or does it try to charge you twice for Hulu?

08.03.2026 00:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Guess I'll watch Northeastern - UConn overtime

welp dunno which pay version of ESPN I need, not the one I have I guess

Guess I'll watch the Sabres

welp, blacked out, nevermind

08.03.2026 00:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Since Star Wars took place in the long past and there should be no attachments or preconceived notions about English names there should be a Darth Billy Jo and a Darth Kyle

08.03.2026 00:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also ew at the DOCCS taking up an entire storefront for recruiting.

08.03.2026 00:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I remember how much of a fight there was to get this built lol

08.03.2026 00:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's somehow simultaneously massive, and yet feels like there's nothing in it, and it's not just the empty storefronts.

At least my cousin's 5 kids had fun at Wonderworks.

08.03.2026 00:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Man DestiNY USA seems like a huge boondoggle. Lot of closed stores, can't be in there without a parent unless you're 18, nothing to do but spend money. What's the point.

08.03.2026 00:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Oliver is just not that good. Like, I don't get it, he's always rated middle of the pack among DTs.

07.03.2026 22:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I bet old whites get really mad if you Marry Chrysler Marga Largo

07.03.2026 22:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Did you mean to say "slop's closed"?

07.03.2026 22:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0