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@crankybro

I like punk, emo, shoegaze, sports, dogs, and rippin’ cigarettes.

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Imagine saying with pride "We ended diversity, equity and inclusion" in America.

That sentence.

#SOTU #SOTU2026

25.02.2026 02:24 👍 113 🔁 38 💬 8 📌 0

In a game where two mediocre offenses face superior defenses, one group is responsible for carrying the entire game.

Super Bowl STU: Special Teams Unit
DUN. DUN.

#superbowl

09.02.2026 02:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Some guys are into boobs.
Some guys are into butts.
Some guys are into feet.

Me? I’m into Paz Lenchantin putting her hair up in the music break after the first chorus in the music video A Perfect Circle’s “Judith” guy.

26.09.2025 22:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Enough.

10.09.2025 20:41 👍 8972 🔁 1822 💬 172 📌 66

On the same day that Maga activist Charlie Kirk was shot in Utah, two high school students were shot in Colorado.

There is NO excuse for gun violence in our country. I am praying for gun control NOW: an Assault Weapons Ban and Universal Background Checks immediately! 

10.09.2025 20:11 👍 804 🔁 142 💬 31 📌 5
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At least 2 students shot at high school in Colorado, authorities say At least two students have been shot at Evergreen High School in Colorado, according to the Jefferson County Sheriff's Office.

This afternoon, in addition to Charlie Kirk, there was a school shooting. Bullets don't know and don't care if you are a Republican or Democrat. It is time for Republicans and Democrats to find a way to work together to reduce gun violence.
www.wcpo.com/us-news/crim...

10.09.2025 20:28 👍 4931 🔁 1620 💬 141 📌 79
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security did not save charlie kirk.
a vest would not have saved charlie kirk.

the only thing that would have saved him is if our administrations actually had reasonable gun control in the aftermath of the last hundred school shootings.

10.09.2025 20:05 👍 2071 🔁 443 💬 54 📌 24
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11.08.2025 12:29 👍 19972 🔁 5552 💬 414 📌 237

"When small men begin to cast big shadows, it means the sun is about to set.”

– Lin Yutang

12.08.2025 12:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Lowering the age of “adult” to 14 because “crime” while also lowering the age of consent/marriage to 14 has less to do with the first thing and more to do with that second thing. Don’t let the Republicans tell you any different.

12.08.2025 01:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bill Belichick’s girlfriend is giving major elderly abuse energy.

29.04.2025 02:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I can’t prove it but I think Lana Del Rey might be responsible for red-pilling women and turning them into tradwives. I’ve been seeing a lot more of this shit lately and it’s got Lana Del Rey’s prints all over it.

28.04.2025 00:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I will never understand how young people identify with Christian Nationalism/Tradwife lifestyles as their generation’s “counterculture cool.” There’s nothing cool about being a goddamn normie. Goth, punk, emo, and metal is cool. Being different is cool. Challenging power structures is cool.

19.03.2025 22:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What really fucks me up is that the worse that things get, it seems the more MAGA idiots are refusing to hear even the most obvious truths. It’s like they have one leg in a wood chipper and they’re trying to force their second leg into it while blaming anyone left of themselves for it.

11.03.2025 23:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Everybody who welcomes back Jesse Lacey/Brand New is a fucking enabler. And makes emo/punk/hardcore unsafe for women. I totally get why Hayley Williams said she was done with the emo community. Shit like this.

09.03.2025 05:03 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Next time you want to combat the argument that emo is misogynistic or criticize women who say they don’t feel comfortable being part of the scene, look around and see how people are reacting to Jesse Lacey and Brand New returning. Y’all are welcoming a serial groomer and rapist back with open arms.

05.03.2025 02:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source.

Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.

24.02.2025 14:51 👍 43950 🔁 13550 💬 2084 📌 3279

Not to be horny on main, but I would cum so hard if WWE superstar Stephanie Vaquer skinned me like hunted game and used my pelt as a her bed comforter. #WWE #WWENXT #StephanieVaquer

23.02.2025 05:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

As a fascist dictatorship installs itself and fascism sweeps over the country I sleep well at night knowing that 92% of the opposition party asks aloud “what can we do?” while vigorously fundraising and begging for donations from working people who are being bled out financially. 🫠

20.02.2025 01:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Y’all motherfuckers can’t wrap your minds around trans folks existing but will happily play along with a body of water that identifies as “Gulf of America” now. Make it make sense!

13.02.2025 15:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m gonna stand all ten toes on business when I say this. Theo Von is a racist piece of shit. I’ve always hated this asshole for his racist jokes and him saying Kendrick’s halftime show sucked is a dog whistle. Of all the right-wing podcast jerks, he’s the one I would love to beat the shit out of.

11.02.2025 03:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If Theo Von has no haters then I’m dead. Fuck that lowlife scumbag motherfucker.

11.02.2025 03:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

E-A-G-L-E-S
Eagles!

10.02.2025 00:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Tom Brady is the worst thing to happen to sports broadcasting since Joe Buck. #SuperBowl

09.02.2025 23:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It genuinely feels like our entire democracy is being defended by only 3 elected officials—AOC, Jasmine Crockett, and Bernie Sanders. The rest of the entire Democratic Party establishment is asleep at the wheel while the car is speeding off a fucking cliff.

31.01.2025 21:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Me to my homies after seeing Elon do the thing twice.

23.01.2025 05:38 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It is so utterly bizarre to me that I, an atheistic Satanist, live by my own personal values which from what I can tell, align more closely to the teachings of Christ than most of the Christian-Nationalist far-right crowd is doing.

23.01.2025 05:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Wrestling used to be better #RAWonNetflix

07.01.2025 01:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0