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Bantha Surprise

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Comic reader, father, atheist, Star Wars nerd.

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I approve…

01.03.2026 17:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It almost looks like that one famous card.

28.02.2026 16:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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"Assemble the Board of Peace - I'm starting a war".

28.02.2026 08:28 πŸ‘ 14607 πŸ” 3311 πŸ’¬ 417 πŸ“Œ 124

It's all about ignorance
And greed and miracles for the blind
The media parading disjointed politics
Founded on petrochemical plunder
And we're its hostages

28.02.2026 16:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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While some team’s stars are out there chanting with the clown, my team’s leadership is coaching the teams at the Pride game and showing up for our community.

28.02.2026 06:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Everything about Harley is perfect, but it was the Infinite Jest joke that made me keel over laughing.

25.02.2026 03:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is wearing a crown and saying yeah boyy ! Alt: Flavor Flav says YEAH BOOYYYEEEE,!!!

If the USA Women’s Hockey team wants a real celebration and invite ,,, I’ll host them in Las Vegas. Do some nice dinners and shows and good times.

I’m sure I can get a hotel and airline to help me out here and celebrate these women for real for real. πŸ‘πŸΎπŸ‘πŸΎπŸ‘πŸΎ

23.02.2026 21:33 πŸ‘ 26506 πŸ” 4404 πŸ’¬ 593 πŸ“Œ 561

According to the Spelling Bee, while β€œnictitate” is not a word, β€œaargh” is…

What is language?

24.02.2026 02:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Kash Patel loving hockey makes me not want to love hockey anymore.
But he made it VERY easy to cheer for Canada and Sweden in Italy.

23.02.2026 02:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Team USA dodges a HUGE, international β€œhella dudes” penalty.
2nd big too-many-men penalty missed in this tournament, maybe it’s a metric system thing?

22.02.2026 15:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

1) Lorna in that red & gold suit.

2) Just gonna swap a Star Wars character in here: Jaina Solo

3) Jessica Cruz

4) The Holly Hunter captain seems cool.

15.02.2026 00:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

These are concentration camps and its our duty as citizens to ensure these things don't get built.

14.02.2026 00:28 πŸ‘ 5251 πŸ” 2044 πŸ’¬ 59 πŸ“Œ 19
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Damn, @nytimes.com Spelling Bee coming in hot the day before Valentine’s Day…

13.02.2026 15:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You get the sense that within a year, or less, we’ll see the first β€œBecause of disease/overcrowding/some other excuse, we had to build crematoria to start burning the bodies…”

13.02.2026 14:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s the messages projected on the cell walls at Dachau.

09.02.2026 20:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œCollection of Handwritten Letters from Children in Detention Center” sounds like an exhibit in the Holocaust Museum.

09.02.2026 18:31 πŸ‘ 5166 πŸ” 1768 πŸ’¬ 53 πŸ“Œ 44

Not gonna lie… I’d watch Killmonger’s take on what is going on.

28.01.2026 16:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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To Their Shock, Cubans in Florida Are Being Deported in Record Numbers

Cubans in Florida Getting What They Voted For.

25.01.2026 00:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Live Updates: Federal Agents Shoot and Kill a Person in Minneapolis, Officials Say

I remember the opening chapters of β€œNight” well…

24.01.2026 17:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Doug LaMalfa, Republican Congressman, Dies at 65

So sad that Doug didn’t get to celebrate Jan. 6 with the rest of his racist cult members.
Good fucking riddance.

06.01.2026 15:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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ICE agents shoot at a moving vehicle on Christmas Eve, injuring 2 County police in Maryland say federal immigration agents shot at a moving vehicle on Christmas Eve during an enforcement and removal action.

I just think it says a lot about religions when the Xtians can’t figure out which side the ICE agents would be on…

27.12.2025 19:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A quick slam against JKR in the 4th Dungeon Crawler Carl book is such a great example of why I love these books. They are such dude books, but nontoxic throughout. Like β€œReady Player One” but self aware and with respect for their audience.

24.12.2025 22:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My fellow Jews have constantly told me all the reasons I’m NOT a good Jew over the years (mom’s not Jewish, never been to Israel, atheist, more political things), but I ordered Chinese food yesterday for tonight’s dinner, so take THAT haters.

24.12.2025 16:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Christian icon

23.12.2025 17:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Are you saying Canada has pickles hidden in its Regina?

23.12.2025 15:10 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

The more I read about Avengers: Doomsday being some sort of course correction for the MCU, I think about how well that worked for The Rise of Skywalker…

23.12.2025 15:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Do you think Chilly Willy hit a certain age and decided to go by Chilliam William?

21.12.2025 23:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Hey! You’re blocking the froggy!
Love my Royal Guard kit.

#starwars @501stggg.bsky.social @the501stlegion.bsky.social

21.12.2025 00:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Watch how easy this is for a liberal:

β€œHe seems like he preyed on children. Lock him up if he did. Throw away the key.”

It’s nice not being in a cult.

20.12.2025 05:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, so now β€œBill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure” isn’t canon??

17.12.2025 23:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0