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@maryjanemama

Nerdy, liberal redneck living a stoner mom’s life. πŸ€“ I cuss a lot. Like, a LOT. Proud democratic socialist. Vehemently anti racist. Follow me if y’all like pet pics and fried okra.

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26.04.2025 03:49 πŸ‘ 8087 πŸ” 2314 πŸ’¬ 87 πŸ“Œ 47
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25.04.2025 19:43 πŸ‘ 21205 πŸ” 6354 πŸ’¬ 570 πŸ“Œ 336
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It would be very healthy for human species, If there is less Discouragement.

25.04.2025 01:43 πŸ‘ 6020 πŸ” 1271 πŸ’¬ 114 πŸ“Œ 90
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HAPPENING NOW: Hundreds of protesters have now gathered outside a federal courthouse in downtown Milwaukee to support Judge Hannah Dugan

25.04.2025 20:25 πŸ‘ 31940 πŸ” 7919 πŸ’¬ 602 πŸ“Œ 497
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Funny how the paperwork only matters when it’s a woman or minority voter.

25.04.2025 20:32 πŸ‘ 27882 πŸ” 8197 πŸ’¬ 708 πŸ“Œ 322

Seriously, why is RFK Jr worried about dyes in food when his department is cutting safety standards for milk and chicken?

25.04.2025 10:55 πŸ‘ 17756 πŸ” 4145 πŸ’¬ 994 πŸ“Œ 207
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25.04.2025 11:30 πŸ‘ 22546 πŸ” 7951 πŸ’¬ 783 πŸ“Œ 602

If someone tells me to β€œtake it down a notch,” that guarantees an immediate 4 to 5 notch increase. Do not try to de-notch me.

25.04.2025 14:02 πŸ‘ 593 πŸ” 149 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 9
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23.04.2025 21:54 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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Released 43 years ago today
"Know Your Rights", a single byΒ the Clash from their albumΒ Combat Rock.

The Clash-Know Your Rights Live !! US Festival 1983

#punk #punks #punkrock #theclash #knowyourrights #history #punkrockhistory #otd

23.04.2025 02:32 πŸ‘ 5518 πŸ” 1106 πŸ’¬ 122 πŸ“Œ 120

Bluesky is collegial and interesting, the way Twitter used to be. Bonus: most people can spell.

23.04.2025 12:39 πŸ‘ 80637 πŸ” 6360 πŸ’¬ 2350 πŸ“Œ 435
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Marriott’s CEO said it straight: β€œWe welcome all… we create opportunities for all… that’s who we are as a company.”

He went back to his hotel to find 40K emails from Marriott associates worldwide saying β€œthank you.”

Plenty of CEOs talk. Capuano showed up.

Marriott still has my business.

22.04.2025 23:47 πŸ‘ 36898 πŸ” 8398 πŸ’¬ 931 πŸ“Œ 701

The oil industry buys off Congress. No action on climate.

The NRA buys off Congress. No action on guns.

Insurance companies buy off Congress. No action on health care.

The list goes on and on.

Money in politics is the root of our dysfunction.

22.04.2025 23:37 πŸ‘ 47264 πŸ” 13016 πŸ’¬ 1583 πŸ“Œ 763
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a woman in a floral shirt is laughing with the fox logo in the background ALT: a woman in a floral shirt is laughing with the fox logo in the background
22.04.2025 12:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Found my store

18.04.2025 23:37 πŸ‘ 515 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 3
A screengrab from Twitter.

HeatherLhaney @heather_l... asks:
β€œWhy do you think we have so many more kids with Autism”

David Dennis Jr. @DavidDTSS quotetweets this reply:
β€œProbably for the same reason there are so many more planets in outer space now than there were before the telescope was invented”

A screengrab from Twitter. HeatherLhaney @heather_l... asks: β€œWhy do you think we have so many more kids with Autism” David Dennis Jr. @DavidDTSS quotetweets this reply: β€œProbably for the same reason there are so many more planets in outer space now than there were before the telescope was invented”

Staple this to RFK Jr’s forehead.

19.04.2025 19:15 πŸ‘ 37970 πŸ” 8113 πŸ’¬ 382 πŸ“Œ 218
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Studies across 14 nations show 25% to 30% rate of long COVID Among the 25% of participants in 1 study who said they experienced long-COVID symptoms, 13% reported sleep disorders.

One of my beliefs is that Long COVID rates are actually 20-30%, but we couldn’t accept that as a society. The purpose of some LC studies were to bargain down that number to something more β€œacceptable”

But the 20-30% number came up again and again www.cidrap.umn.edu/covid-19/stu...

19.04.2025 12:59 πŸ‘ 241 πŸ” 76 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 8
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Straight πŸ‘†πŸ»πŸ’―πŸ˜‚

19.04.2025 20:13 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ’”β€οΈπŸ’”

19.04.2025 13:45 πŸ‘ 2711 πŸ” 168 πŸ’¬ 67 πŸ“Œ 11
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Meltdowns and opera uniting.

Please enjoy this lovely rendition of:

"Bitch, WTF"

19.04.2025 13:05 πŸ‘ 2840 πŸ” 600 πŸ’¬ 88 πŸ“Œ 93

So many humans can't even accept differences in our own species but here we are looking for intelligent life on other planets.

19.04.2025 14:34 πŸ‘ 434 πŸ” 66 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 10
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Wisconsin's adventures with line-item vetoes Laws are like sausages...

Democratic Governor Tony Evers has successfully increased school funding for the next 400 YEARS in Wisconsin by crossing out a few numbers in a bill to change it from β€œ2024–25” to β€œ2425.”

The state Supreme Court just upheld his right to do so.

19.04.2025 16:27 πŸ‘ 15193 πŸ” 3141 πŸ’¬ 361 πŸ“Œ 234

Just spoke with my CDC sources. They were in tears.

Budgets cut. RFJK has ordered them not to publicize bird flu symptoms in exposed workers. Not to test them. Not to speak.

They know people are getting sick. And they’re being forced to stay silent.

This is not just a cover-up. It's cruelty.

19.04.2025 12:55 πŸ‘ 6984 πŸ” 3308 πŸ’¬ 390 πŸ“Œ 273
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History always has a lesson.

19.04.2025 12:45 πŸ‘ 32477 πŸ” 9670 πŸ’¬ 619 πŸ“Œ 407

This is me 24/7 nowadays

19.04.2025 17:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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#caturday

19.04.2025 13:21 πŸ‘ 9103 πŸ” 1023 πŸ’¬ 161 πŸ“Œ 101

Bully: Hey Columbia, gimme your lunch money.
Columbia: Here you go. (He'll leave us alone now, right?)

Bully: Gimme a year's lunch money, Columbia.
Columbia: OK, here you go.

Bully: Hey Harvard, gimme two year's lunch money.
Harvard: No.

Bully: Uh... that lunch money request was an accident.

19.04.2025 14:00 πŸ‘ 4963 πŸ” 1031 πŸ’¬ 79 πŸ“Œ 43
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The CFPB Has Been Gutted The Consumer Financial Protection Bureau terminated the positions of 1,406 employees at the congressionally mandated agency.

This is getting fewer headlines than it should. After coming to power promising to help working people, the president is revealing his real priorities by actively making it easier for banks to rip people off.

19.04.2025 14:13 πŸ‘ 37066 πŸ” 14908 πŸ’¬ 898 πŸ“Œ 520

Side note : I love your shower curtain

19.04.2025 14:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
From left to right are Shannon W. Lucid, Margaret Rhea Seddon, Kathryn D. Sullivan, Judith A. Resnik, Anna L. Fisher, and Sally K. Ride. NASA selected all six women as their first female astronaut candidates in January 1978.

From left to right are Shannon W. Lucid, Margaret Rhea Seddon, Kathryn D. Sullivan, Judith A. Resnik, Anna L. Fisher, and Sally K. Ride. NASA selected all six women as their first female astronaut candidates in January 1978.

Maybe we should honor the women who were real astronauts.

From left to right are Shannon W. Lucid, Margaret Rhea Seddon, Kathryn D. Sullivan, Judith A. Resnik, Anna L. Fisher, and Sally K. Ride. NASA selected all six women as their first female astronaut candidates in January 1978.

19.04.2025 03:54 πŸ‘ 27522 πŸ” 6726 πŸ’¬ 517 πŸ“Œ 286