New Policy announcement:
We're going to abolish the DfT, and replace it with the Office for MOAR TRAINS based in York, and a much smaller Office of Other Transport Bits based in Ludlow.
Surely we should start by abolishing the Prime Minister. Perhaps replaced by a conference of members who debate and vote on every decision?
We promise that we are not the Awkward MP who keeps briefing against the leadership.
Though when the leadership decides to abolish one of the great offices of state, perhaps they deserve some criticism...
It's amazing how easy is is to claim Britain is Broken, when you've just defected from a party who spent most of the past 10 years breaking it...
Also does he now become Lord^2 Russell?
It's interesting some of the completely unfounded, potentially libellous and definitely hilarious rumours a bin can hear about the new appointments to the HoL.
In fact, we heard that Lord John Russell once took a photo of a Great Tit!
Interesting, so if you actually fight back against their lawfare instead of immediately rolling over you might actually win?
*Looks at leadership of certain political parties...*
The spectacle that is the @yourparty.bsky.social conference makes us Lib Dems feel great that the most drama @conference.libdems.org.uk has is us having to move next business on TERFs every couple of years and Journos getting performatively outraged by our sweary Glee Club songs.
Alt text: Gif of Effie Trinket saying 'and may the odds be ever in your favour'
Parents, welcome to the start of several weeks of adults destroying their homes to threaten their children into behaving at the behest of a vengeful toy elf.
Don't forget to recycle the resulting mess, because Christmas is all about the kids/ Jesus, and definitely not commercialism.
Yes Christine. Bin's MP of the week for sure!
Lo, it appears there was a shadow seen, and we shall have results soon. It seems they've decided to *checks notes* do what all of the diversity AOs suggested they do in the first place, and disapply the quotas.
If only there had been some way to avoid this FAP mess in the first place?
Oh wait, you said CLOCK.
What an awful way to refer to the royal formally known as Prince.
We are practically *Flabbergasted* that such down to earth, beer drinking a man of the people went to a posh school.
We're completely unsurprised by the racism, though.
If we weren't actually three @andrewhickey.500songs.coms in a trench coat, you'd have our vote also.
We agree. Waste disposal should be carried out through official channels. Illegal dumping is unacceptable and illiberal.
At least the Lib Dems don't have any issues with Racism...
We've heard Word Art is back these days.
Alternatively, AI cartoons of cats.
Nope, that's Lib Dem Pothole's job.
Don't forget to put a massive photo of a bin on the other side...
NEW LOOK BIN!
Now we will await the arrival of the person who helpfully fixed the crop on our image last time.
We have discovered, to our horror, that @joshbabarinde.bsky.social had the good sense to grab his bsky handle before going for the Presidency.
If only we'd had a crystal bin.
If only the council had some department which looked at how to cut unnecessary spending. Perhaps one focussed on local government efficiency?
Apparently there will be an event later this week, where they will knock on a barrister's door to find out if it will be 6 more weeks until Lib Dem Internal Election results?
If you're a Labour Minister and your new immigration proposals are being welcomed by Tommy Robinson and Nigel Farage, you've probably fucked up...
Or you haven't, given that Labour have a history of getting a bit awful and authoritarian when given power...
Bin is genderless, but advises doing this
Or that you haven't read the post and aren't standing for President/Board...
And @rigg.lgbt because how else will we keep everyone thinking we are her.
