Needless to say…
And so on.
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Needless to say…
And so on.
Right?
What *IS* it with these guys and their weird obsession with teenage girls?
Intentionally crude illustration of a kaiju (with a cityscape backdrop) tossing a handful of tiny delicious humans into its open mouth. Text around outer circle border reads “take time to enjoy the little things”
Take time to enjoy the little things.
Another in the ‘Motivational Kaiju’ series
#art #kaiju
Pour me a cup of tea at Porthgain brickworks
60x41cm
Oil on wood
#wales
#sea
#industry
#uk
#art
#news
Michael Palin as the boring preacher in Monty Python’s The Life of Brian.
Why not! It's Bandcamp Friday! Get my entire discography for £11. Live albums! Studio albums! A christmas album! A single I did for Scott Mills! Three and a half hours of award winning parodies!!
Gerri’s the new Number Two.
#totp
That job lot of stools came in useful lads!
#totp
I saw the Stereophonics at Donnington.
A very, very pissed bloke, standing in front of me and my then girlfriend, very loudly shat himself.
So, there’s that I suppose.
#totp
Switched back.
Christ.
I wish I hadn’t.
#totp
#areyoumymummy
An entire nation changes channel for three and a half minutes.
#totp
An extract from a blog, which reads: At most they will be able to say: They started it because it was fun. They like thumping things and this was a thing they could thump. They were insane with the most degenerate notions of what it is to be a man and ended up accidentally converting it into a foreign policy.
Perfectly put by the brilliant @iandunt.bsky.social
Nathan Fillion teases upcoming ‘FIREFLY’ news.
#Firefly #NathanFillion
![r/relationship_advice u/ElvisAaron • 2h
My [36M] girlfriend [26F] makes her vagina “talk” to me and will not stop.
Relationships
She’s amazing. Cute, funny, emotionally self-aware, great communication skills, everything I’ve ever wanted. She is also quirky and dorky, which is new for me but I enjoy it (after a lifetime of dating “bad bitches” I will now forever endorse dating dorks) —except this one thing. She thinks its incredibly funny to manipulate her vagina and provide a voice for it.
I will be just minding my own business, playing vidya or working on my laptop or whatever and then boom. “HEY HANDSOME HOW WAS YOUR DAY?! ARE YOU HUNGRY?! I BOUGHT CHEEZ-ITS!!”
There she is, dress hiked up, no panties, both hands gripping her vulva a foot from my head and making her lips talk to me in this horrible high-pitched Grover-esque muppet voice.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:lxm3v43kiuo4gdun45a4zivh/bafkreib36trbgxs2ks5uhehvsnrw7rurbjn2potvhgs6fvrb3r36ymrl6u)
r/relationship_advice u/ElvisAaron • 2h My [36M] girlfriend [26F] makes her vagina “talk” to me and will not stop. Relationships She’s amazing. Cute, funny, emotionally self-aware, great communication skills, everything I’ve ever wanted. She is also quirky and dorky, which is new for me but I enjoy it (after a lifetime of dating “bad bitches” I will now forever endorse dating dorks) —except this one thing. She thinks its incredibly funny to manipulate her vagina and provide a voice for it. I will be just minding my own business, playing vidya or working on my laptop or whatever and then boom. “HEY HANDSOME HOW WAS YOUR DAY?! ARE YOU HUNGRY?! I BOUGHT CHEEZ-ITS!!” There she is, dress hiked up, no panties, both hands gripping her vulva a foot from my head and making her lips talk to me in this horrible high-pitched Grover-esque muppet voice.
God forbid a girl has a hobby
You have until 23:59 tonight to enter this year’s DNMT New Comedy Writing Competition! docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
The guy who filmed Andrew Tate dancing in Dubai
You never disappoint. 😁
When Postman Pat did Threads.
It was really great chatting to Lucy and hearing about how much she misses sketch comedy. It was also really interesting to hear her take on characters - 'You can start with the wig or you can start with the voice'. And we talked a bit more about THAT Footlights panto (see Rufus Jones episode).
Saw a thoughtful thread about AI, don't want to QT or argue. But. The biggest rage factor with LLMs is the people who, because genAI is transformative for coding, think it's transformative for everything else, because they devalue every other form of work and labor and knowledge.
In an email to investors on Monday, the new owners said they wanted those in the Equity for Punks scheme to continue as "ambassadors for the brand"
I just… I mean…
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
I know everybody is worried about PM Farage, but I'm not. And this (transposed from USA) is why.
Yes, he's disturbingly popular. But his policies aren't, they're getting less popular by the day, he has to defend them for 3 years until an election, and the "Not Farage" vote is already huge.
Ace.
PRIMARY TEACHERS! This "disappearing rainbow" works because of the way light is refracted and totally internally reflected - the same phenomena at play in the making of a real rainbow. It's a demonstration you can use to explore / explain rainbows to your students. More in the link below.
A photo of entertainers Little and Large. Large’s face has been blanked out and a question mark placed over it.
this photo leaves little to the imagination
IPSO have published their verdict on The Daily Telegraph’s fake £345,000-a year banker couple who claimed they couldn’t afford five holidays.
The paper declined to explain to the watchdog how the article came to be published - but our reporting at the time sets it out…
Nine months later, it’s confirmed: a complete failure – maybe even a complete absence – of editorial standards. The judgment is quite strong, but the consequences pretty minimal. bsky.app/profile/liam...
This IPSO adjudication against the Telegraph is quite something
Confirms their story titled: ‘We earn £345k, but soaring private school fees mean we can’t go on five holidays’ was completely fabricated, with the family involved non-existent and stock pictures used
www.ipso.co.uk/rulings/0210...
