The hand of the puppeteer controlling me just clenched its fist in anger at the thought of tube socks
The hand of the puppeteer controlling me just clenched its fist in anger at the thought of tube socks
Lightning McQueen would have absolutely been on those flight logs
I am so fucking sick and tired of people who are obsessed with efficiency being unable to sit with the discomfort it takes to create something new and instead taking out their own failures on creative people.
ONLY 3 MORE DAYS to get one of these shirts! And if you somehow donβt know about the legendary Ken Allen, hereβs a little teaser from last weekβs @500opentabs.bsky.social episode about him.
White grunge text on a glitchy black background reads, "You wouldn't download the entire creative output of humanity" in a parody of early 2000s anti-piracy ads.
Tweet from @tomgara Randomly on this subject, my (Egyptian) wife had never heard of Stonehenge when I mentioned it recently, so I showed her photos of it, assuming sheβd recognise the look but not the name etc, and she was just like, this is pathetic, your ancestors were small and weak
Remembering this great tweet on the Summer Solstice
Itβs a good thing Congress isnβt alive to see this
This isnβt a repeat of 2003, this is the conclusion.
Fascism is here the only question is what will you do?
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Hahahahahaha
The kid just asked the Magic 8 ball how to spell a word like itβs Siri
βAlexa: Play season 1 episode 5 of 500 Open Tabsβ
I forgot ALL ABOUT DREW CAREY! Heβd come perform at the parties! What a time to be alive
Most recent episode of @500opentabs.bsky.social in which @kavehtaherian.bsky.social learns all about the horrors of The Sims
@kavehtaherian.bsky.social did an awesome episode on her! Absolute legend.
youtu.be/1-0pIzg1qoY?...
Been working hard making new stuff for Emerald City Comic Con next week! Come stop by the table, J07
Seattle friends! When youβre not visiting me on the ECCC floor at table J-7 in Artists Alley, come see me on the Escaping the Algorithm panel on Friday night in room 345 with @hannahhillam.bsky.social @patrickballestart.bsky.social and @mikebennettart.bsky.social
@hannahhillam.bsky.social 3 minutes into every episode of @500opentabs.bsky.social
No I donβt want to alienate the other parents at drop off but if I donβt do it who will
Truly #blessed
Honoring my hunter gatherer ancestors by using a knife to slit open the throat of the blue apron knick knacks bag
Reminder that our βThrow Me in the Bogβ sweatshirt drop ends this on Sunday!! Get yours now! www.bonfire.com/bogsweater/
Instead of giving your $$$ to dead eyed billionaires today, consider supporting your favorite Persian artist by purchasing one of my books Iβve written and illustrated. They are all funny as hell and make great gifts.
www.blacksmithfilms.com/store
π¨EXCLUSIVE DROP ALERT!π¨
I designed this insane bog sweatshirt for my podcast, @500opentabs.bsky.social. Itβs available for everyone through December 1st!
It may not preserve you for 3000 years like a real bog but it will definitely keep you warm this winter!a
www.bonfire.com/bogsweater/
Also that pink light?? In love
Beautiful
Battleship looking like his namesake