Fossilized Opossum

"That's a bingo!"

Back during the pandemic phase of term one I used to say it was like being adrift in a life raft with the Manson family

Between this and "it doesn't matter if Putin is ratting us out to the Iranians" it's Fuck You Friday over at the Epstein Administration.

When it's just a bunch of plebes who can't afford health insurance it's all a big fucking joke, but now Joni and her rich friends could be threatened and god dammit this is serious business!

Joni wears here "we're all going to die" t shirt

well you see joni

WELL. THIS WILL SURELY SEND A MESSAGE TO THE DEMOCRATS.

If that's how that motherfucker feels he needs to strap on his flak jacket and get his ass to the front. I've been down You Hate America Because You Don't Support Our War Of Choice Blvd before and if I have to go back I'm bringing a Louisville Slugger.

It makes sense when you understand that that's the goal: they don't have any thought one way or another about actual outcomes, they just want to be able to tell themselves it's not their fault. They'll happily sell out millions in service of feeling good about themselves.

Also I'm gonna point out that Biden's support for Israel became toxic *to the left.* Trump's redneck base has always thought Israel was the cat's ass.

Trump and Netanyahu are part of the same club: organized crime masquerading as legitimate government.

Markwayne Mullin is proof that even a man with no brain can be a success in this country. 🇺🇲🫡

Bootleg Sharpie marker that says "Skerple" in the same font

Ha! Joke's on you, we're already using a pirated unlicensed knockoff.

"Every once in a while you might have a squirter that makes its way through."

I'm gonna put up a kickstarter to put webcams up in Hell, 'cause the things that are gonna happen to these shitstains when they get there are gonna be beyond belief.

In 1941 the Nazis expected a quick victory over the USSR and began flooding "deported" jews eastward. The eastern front bogged down and occupied Poland soon had more jewish "deportees" on hand than it was prepared for.

The Final Solution was born at the crossroads of hatred and incompetence.

STABILITY TRIANGLE™

They didn't sully themselves and their abstention was consequence- free. They still have moral superiority bragging rights; which, as every lover of wisdom since Siddhartha Gautama will tell you, is the entire point of living a moral life.

We can't touch them on their little cloud. 😇

there's a lot of specific overwhelming and massive crises happening at once and every single one has at its root elites who did crimes and never suffered consequences for it.

Y'know, I'd kind of like to see a coalition that has the replace- the- billionaires- with- universal- healthcare crowd in it.

The right is taking its shot right now and hoo buddy does it suck.

I haven't seen an extra stout in years, it's all the rocket widget over here.

Enter the Dragon bishes

Damn! I just realized I never see Epstein and Dr Han in the same place at the same time🤔

I read an edition of Gulag Archipelago this winter. You hear similar anecdotes in the US news these days, which makes sense: the logistics of mass incarceration probably haven't changed that much in 100 years.

The only reason Trump loves this country is that it's apparently super easy to rob.

Glad to see Ann Coulter's still a hopeless idiot though.

Go on, fuckface, tell me tonight's the night Trump became president. I triple dog motherfucking dare you.

White non-college is 54%.

s3.documentcloud.org/documents/27...

He's the most badass stopped clock you know

Now is the time for all good Americans to post anti-ICE posts.
Let's show up in numbers too big to ignore.

German civilians merrily throw the Hitler salute in a yawn- inducing display of quotidian politics

Our Fox news loving relatives:

I agree that substance addiction (incl. alcohol) is better understood as a behavioral health issue than as a moral failing.

That said, cabinet level positions are powerful and there are only, what, 15 or so (?) for a population of 360m plus. I think addiction can be a disqualifier for that.

Yeah I think I'ma stick with nazis and pedophiles. If you want to argue that those are the same things I'm prepared to entertain it.

Also, it's *not* that accurate because the Treaty of Versailles imposed crippling reparations