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Paul Murray

@mpauld

IT Professional using experience and common sense to get things done. Also like a beer. Recently migrated from Twitter because I was missing so many people. I hope more join us here.

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What are they eating, a large volume of soup?

04.03.2026 12:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Driving on until I find chip shop.

24.02.2026 08:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Brown Ale

16.02.2026 17:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You've used fresh tomato instead of tinned.

15.02.2026 12:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No.

15.02.2026 10:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hammond Chop Sauce

09.02.2026 21:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Humpfreys steal milk from the doorstep.

05.02.2026 19:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is there anything else to eat?

29.01.2026 19:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Best headline ever? From Viz, "Cheggers can't be boozers"

17.01.2026 11:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Red Dwarf

11.01.2026 17:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Definitely!

11.01.2026 09:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Brief and to the point.

17.11.2025 11:08 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder how many people will get evicted before May?

14.11.2025 10:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This was on a jeep type car. May have been a Merc.

10.09.2025 18:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I used to see PEN15 on the M11.

10.09.2025 17:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Mitchell and Webb pitched the Kitten Stomper to the Dragons Den.

19.08.2025 10:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I've known children to have a food touching obsession, but never an adult.

15.08.2025 10:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Unless you're a ventriloquist.

31.07.2025 08:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Don't call me Shirley.

12.07.2025 09:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Trump travels to Texas after floods kill 120 and leave 160 missing The US president and first lady will visit Kerr County, where hard-hit Camp Mystic is located after deadly flooding last week.

BBC News - www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cx...
Trump travels to Texas after floods kill 120 and leave 160 missing - BBC News

As if they haven't suffered enough.

11.07.2025 16:38 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, very happy.

24.06.2025 08:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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#booksky

24.06.2025 02:18 πŸ‘ 6184 πŸ” 869 πŸ’¬ 70 πŸ“Œ 37
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#booksky

15.06.2025 11:03 πŸ‘ 7939 πŸ” 611 πŸ’¬ 213 πŸ“Œ 46

Same as getting a drink out of a Vogon - stick your fingers down their throat.

25.04.2025 17:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The most disapproving of all the Pharaohs was King Tut.

11.04.2025 09:07 πŸ‘ 140 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 0

The judge told me not to wear shorts again in case of more accidents but I have anyway so now the ball is back in his court.

04.04.2025 10:20 πŸ‘ 72 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 1

Where's the acoustic coupler?

03.04.2025 18:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Keep ringing mountain rescue to help me but my nearest What3Words are β€œSorry False Alarm” and β€œGenuinely I’m Fine”

27.03.2025 11:03 πŸ‘ 408 πŸ” 90 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 1

Glad I could help.

11.03.2025 00:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Shouldn't the captions be whatever the target audience reads? If you were speaking Latin your captions would be US English for a US audience and British for the UK.

10.03.2025 15:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0