What are they eating, a large volume of soup?
What are they eating, a large volume of soup?
Driving on until I find chip shop.
Brown Ale
You've used fresh tomato instead of tinned.
No.
Hammond Chop Sauce
Humpfreys steal milk from the doorstep.
Is there anything else to eat?
Best headline ever? From Viz, "Cheggers can't be boozers"
Red Dwarf
Definitely!
Brief and to the point.
I wonder how many people will get evicted before May?
This was on a jeep type car. May have been a Merc.
I used to see PEN15 on the M11.
Mitchell and Webb pitched the Kitten Stomper to the Dragons Den.
I've known children to have a food touching obsession, but never an adult.
Unless you're a ventriloquist.
Don't call me Shirley.
BBC News - www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cx...
Trump travels to Texas after floods kill 120 and leave 160 missing - BBC News
As if they haven't suffered enough.
Yes, very happy.
#booksky
#booksky
Same as getting a drink out of a Vogon - stick your fingers down their throat.
The most disapproving of all the Pharaohs was King Tut.
The judge told me not to wear shorts again in case of more accidents but I have anyway so now the ball is back in his court.
Where's the acoustic coupler?
Keep ringing mountain rescue to help me but my nearest What3Words are βSorry False Alarmβ and βGenuinely Iβm Fineβ
Glad I could help.
Shouldn't the captions be whatever the target audience reads? If you were speaking Latin your captions would be US English for a US audience and British for the UK.