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Elie Lichtschein

@hebrewhorror

Writer of horror, lover of sharks, believer in aliens hebrewhorror.substack.com

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The Submarine of Czechia: Or, The Life of a Spy at Mar-a-Lago A version of this short story was originally published in Flaming Hydra, an art collective I'm proud to be a part of. This is most definitely a work of...

for those wanting to read amazing fiction, czech it out:

buttondown.com/theswordandt...

by the amazing @swordsjew.bsky.social

11.03.2026 15:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@swordsjew.bsky.social it's not quite a mar-a-lagian espionage caper, but it is a break from epstein! much needed

11.03.2026 15:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Security_in_the_Desert He never was: A field report from Area <51>

In my new short piece of weird fiction, a desert security guard logs shifting cacti, silent orders, and a partner who vanishes after meeting an astronaut walking away from the base.

Sometimes the desert looks back. πŸŒ΅πŸ‘οΈ

hebrewhorror.substack.com/p/security_i...

11.03.2026 15:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

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The Strange Dentistry of Jeffrey Epstein The convicted sex offender's dark obsession with teeth

Jeffrey Epstein had a fully equipped dental operatory on his private island lined with sculpted faces. His last girlfriend was a dentist. The word "dentist" appears 1,815 times in his emails.

New piece on the strange dentistry of Jeffrey Epstein 🦷

hebrewhorror.substack.com/p/the-strang...

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Inside Jeffrey Epstein’s NYC Townhouse A room-by-room tour of Jeffrey Epstein’s Upper East Side mansion, featuring raid photos, hidden symbols, Bannon footage, and the artifacts of power.

The DOJ released photos from Jeffrey Epstein’s townhouse after his 2019 arrest. I went through them room by room. The art, the surveillance setup, the massage room, the symbolism β€” it reads less like dΓ©cor and more like a psychological blueprint.

hebrewhorror.substack.com/p/inside-jef...

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"Tell Your Wife the Lightning Is Not For Her" A visit to a Manhattan mystic yields a cryptic warning

New story is up! This one is about a subway encounter that leads to a mysterious rebbe, a rooftop BJ during the Super Bowl, and a prophecy that hits with actual lightning

Jewish mysticism meets NYC chaos

hebrewhorror.substack.com/p/tell-your-...

26.11.2025 17:23 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hungarian Jews haunt differently @swordsjew.bsky.social

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Papa's Projection A story of grandfathers and ghosts

I just published "Papa's Projection," a Jewish ghost story about mourning, sound, and resurrection.

When a beloved shofar blower dies before Rosh Hashanah, his granddaughter returns to his grave on the eighth night… to keep a promise.

hebrewhorror.substack.com/p/papas-proj...

12.11.2025 16:30 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

If I keep writing this story I'll eventually get to her days as an editor at Newsweek when she employed "interns" over the years (including @swordsjew.bsky.social) to help with her holy work..

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My Mom's Notebook of the 36 Hidden Holy Ones Chapter One: Number Eleven

When my mom was 18, hiking in Israel, she slipped near a cliff, and a man appeared from nowhere to pull her back. He vanished, leaving behind a purple notebook listing her Hebrew name. She believes he was one of the 36 hidden righteous souls who keep the world from falling.

05.11.2025 13:04 πŸ‘ 59 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot from the "Hebrew Horror" substack, featuring a video interview between Elie Lichtschein and Ilana Masad. On the left, Elie is holding up a copy of the book Beings. On the right, Ilana is smiling widely.

Below the video, it reads:
Interview with Ilana Masad πŸ‘½πŸ›ΈπŸ˜±
Aliens, abductions, and writing all about it
Elie Lichtschein and Ilana Masad
Sep 19, 2025
Thanks to everyone who tuned in!

You can pick up Ilana’s incredible book BEINGS here.

Screenshot from the "Hebrew Horror" substack, featuring a video interview between Elie Lichtschein and Ilana Masad. On the left, Elie is holding up a copy of the book Beings. On the right, Ilana is smiling widely. Below the video, it reads: Interview with Ilana Masad πŸ‘½πŸ›ΈπŸ˜± Aliens, abductions, and writing all about it Elie Lichtschein and Ilana Masad Sep 19, 2025 Thanks to everyone who tuned in! You can pick up Ilana’s incredible book BEINGS here.

Wonderful, in-depth conversation between @hebrewhorror.bsky.social and @ilanaslightly.bsky.social about (among other things) writing, publishing, conspiracy theories, and Ilana's new novel, BEINGS (out 23 Sept.). I had a great time watching it!
hebrewhorror.substack.com/p/interview-...

21.09.2025 18:16 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

"The deepest and most reliable blessing in my life has been to wander the world sustained by literature, which made me notice things I never would have noticed otherwise. This is the spookiest and most delightful thing in the world." β€”Daniel Handler

(@swordsjew.bsky.social true words right there)

06.08.2025 10:51 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Interview with Daniel Handler, aka Lemony Snicket "The spookiest and most delightful thing in the world"

I interviewed Daniel Handler (aka Lemony Snicket) for my newsletter.

We spoke about his approach to writing, the difference between working on a novel and a screenplay, and his favorite Jewish monster.

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This Is Where It Happens Serial killer of the mountains, playing the long game

I wrote a story about a serial killer preying on young women in the Blue Ridge Mountains hebrewhorror.substack.com/p/this-is-wh...

30.07.2025 12:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

@swordsjew.bsky.social this piece is definitely not a *love letter* in the style you recently wrote (the hunky doctor's gorgeous brown eyes!), but I employed a similar second-person perspective in writing this.

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How to Write to Inmate 02879-509 Penal correspondence with a susceptible narcissist

Ever wondered how to write a letter to Ghislaine Maxwell in prison? Or the kind of depraved narcissistic mind that might try to do so for personal gain/the art of manipulation?

Well, here's a step by step guide.

hebrewhorror.substack.com/p/how-to-wri...

03.07.2025 13:45 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

@swordsjew.bsky.social Mazel tov on the new little guy!! I recommend reading this story to your new nibble, although his memories might be too fresh for bris milah-centric horror just yet πŸ˜‚

25.06.2025 12:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I usually write purely original stories, but there was something incredibly inspiring in retelling an old story and setting it today.

May have to do it again very soon.

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Kav HaYashar 25:3 Alternatively, the Midrash can be understood in light of a story I once heard of a man who was blessed with fabulous wealth, possessing treasure houses filled...

My story is inspired by a 300 year old folk tale first published in the Kav Hayashar, a Jewish German work of ethics, stories, and Torah interpretations. You can read the original story here: www.sefaria.org/Kav_HaYashar...

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The Circumcision: A Story About Shaydim On blades, blood, babies, and the things that walk like men

I wrote a horror story called The Circumcision. It's about a mohel hired to perform a bris for a mysterious gated community in the midwest. The people in the community are not people but shaydim, my favorite Jewish monster by a long shot

hebrewhorror.substack.com/p/the-circum...

25.06.2025 12:37 πŸ‘ 52 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

@swordsjew.bsky.social there's a part in this about Wexner nearly freezing to death outside his Vail home at age 40 and while not technically "arctic horror," I was definitely thinking of you while working on that!! πŸ§Šβ„οΈβ˜ƒοΈ

05.06.2025 12:25 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Leslie Wexner's Lifelong Dybbuk The demon at the center of the Ohio Victorian's secret

In 1985, billionaire Leslie Wexner told New York Magazine that he wakes up each day in the company of a dybbuk, a clinging spirit shaped like an angel.

Did this influence his decision to work with Epstein and introduce "angels" to his lingerie line?

I dive into the dybbuk and its mystical names.

05.06.2025 12:24 πŸ‘ 49 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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A Sudden Appearance of Angels The old man and the swarm in the storm

I just finished writing a creepy tale inspired by the unsettling descriptions of biblical angels. It follows Bernard, an elderly man battling harsh storms and something far stranger than weather β€” otherworldly beings that visit him in his darkest moment.

hebrewhorror.substack.com/p/literary-h...

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Plague of R. Fog Amphibians entombed from the obsidian

New short Passover horror story

hebrewhorror.substack.com/p/plague-of-...

16.04.2025 15:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@swordsjew.bsky.social see if you can spot the haggadah for you πŸ˜‚

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The Night God Showed Up A Passover horror story

I never really come on here except to scream "new story!" which I know is a terrible engagement strategy HOWEVER this time it's totally different - new Passover story! print it out just in time for the Seder! Scar the kids, scare the wife! Make Elijah proud

hebrewhorror.substack.com/p/the-night-...

10.04.2025 14:32 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Purimfest, 1988 Jewish marauding under the gallows of green

I wrote a Purim horror story set in 1988 where a group of celebrating Jews hang mannequins of the ten worst antisemites to ever live. Even though it's anachronstic I included Kanye West in them (see the pic) BECAUSE FUCK NAZIS ACROSS TIME AND SPACE

hebrewhorror.substack.com/p/purimfest-...

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