Citadel

one of the simple pleasures in life is saying 'wow it looks like silent hill out there' when it's really foggy

Hi would you like to invest in my startup? We are enriching the baseball viewing experience by smuggling in free high ABV beers.

Hi would you like to invest in my startup? We are improving the skeet viewer experience by hiring post connoisseurs to judge the works of post sommeliers.

Woman up pussy

Hi would you like to invest in my startup? We are improving your Bluesky experience as a netizen by stealing posts from girls who go to a different school you wouldn’t know her

Hi would you like to invest in my startup? We are improving the 15 minute city by adding one attraction from Action Park to enrich the (shortened) lives of citizens.

Hi would you like to invest in my startup? We make playgrounds for adults so they don’t have unhealthy nostalgia for childrens’ playgrounds

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A longhair grey cat laying next to someone, pushing and kneading into her leg

A close up of a cat

Cat laying on someone's chest

Extreme close of up of a longhair grey cat!

Many nice things are going on tonight! Friday Night. Hockey Night. Music Night. But most importantly of all, Cat Night!
#caturday #catsofbluesky #catsky

Season 2 Episode 36 - Frame 1033 out of 2727

Season 2 Episode 36 - Frame 1033 out of 2727

Saw one of her signs the other day

Hiya! Anyone in the SF Bay Area/Remote need a cool programmer for your team? I've been messing with computers for over 30 years now, I can program anything with bits, and I've got a lot of experience with all sorts of different systems, environments, and languages.
wiki.averlong.com/My_Resume

the yugioh card scapegoat with googly eyes edited on it

Scapegoat with googly eyes

Not Do That isn’t the solution

Today I Will Look The Burrito Man In The Eye and other stories of manifesting success

This sold for 425 ETH.

$1.59M

an embroidery hoop that reads, "fart as loud as your anus will allow," with some flowers below

they never show what the girls are stitching in these shows, but I have my suspicions

31 years ago today, Krusty the Clown first mentioned saying “the quiet part loud,” an expression which has since gone on to widespread usage.

#TheSimpsons episode “A Star is Burns” first aired March 5, 1995.

Broke: Talking like Sephiroth

Also broke but in a new and exciting way: Talking like Wesker

Resident Evil 5

Zombie Apocalypse

Resident Evil 5 (2009) is now as old as Zombie Apocalypse (1992) on the Amiga was when Resident Evil 5 came out.

Season 2 Episode 36 - Frame 461 out of 2727

Season 2 Episode 36 - Frame 461 out of 2727

Season 2 Episode 36 - Frame 315 out of 2727

Season 2 Episode 36 - Frame 315 out of 2727

"We kept the keyboard shitty so you'd know it was a Macbook."

i reloaded photography

A small black lop bunny in a clean litterbox, photographed from above.

Baby black lop bunny being held and looking around curiously.

Baby black lop bunny lying down, stretching out her tiny little legs.

Baby black lop bunny being pet.

Some Noodles baby pics from December 2016

mr. pleasantries

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