Jordann Marie

Scrolling through my Facebook recently has had me real..

Hello?? What do you mean it was hilarious? 😭

I ordered a bralette for my birthday outfit and my titties have not properly fit in one in close to a decade. Pray for me please. 🙏🏾

Why do we call it doggy style if all animals do it that way?

Someone quickly.. Is it a waste of money to pay someone to clean my bathroom?

MAN! I do it all the time, but I was typing a paper and the whole world stopped 😭

I hate when the word “convenient” comes up in my text or writing. I literally have to stop everything and focus. Gun to my head & one chance to spell it right, I’m out.

Everybody has been talking about when “it” happens so much… is it going to happen any time soon or what?!

Grateful to have gotten past this stage. It took me so long to just stop sleeping on my side of the bed… break ups really do be the hardest at night..

A pregnancy pillow will help. 🫶🏾

I’m sorry. I lied. I just googled and that’s so untrue for now

How old is Millie Bobby Brown? She looks like new Madonna now

OMG! Because this is a lot. Lmao

I realized last night that although YES I’m going on a cruise alone, I have to pack a bag for my baby to stay with my mom too

Literally I don’t have to ever go into target again.

I want someone to add up how much it would cost to get ALL the sims packs.. game packs, expansion packs, kits, stuff packs… because I feel like the number is probably offensive.

Spent an hour with my baby daddy today and now I have my first migraine in like a month… coincidence? I think not.

😆😆😆 especially that first one.

These all look like when you first learn how to draw shoes

They (nb) came out as kinda pansexual 7 full years ago… nvm.

Is Alyson Stoner out yet? Cause that’s a lesbian 4 sure.

a man wearing glasses and a pink hoodie drinks from a cup with a straw Alt: a Black man wearing glasses and a pink hoodie drinks from a cup with a straw

Something to keep in mind in this era (and in past and future eras too)is white supremacy doesn’t require a white face to do its job.

Damn… yeah.. i remember when gas hit $1.80 a gallon and I thought it was over for me.

For me to smoke for 5 years at some points a pack a day, once I quit, I realized everything about it is gross & embarrassing. Like, my car smelled horrible, my lips looked dead, i used to have cigarette butts everywhere.. just… yuck. I can literally still smell and taste the difference.

🤣🤣🤣

I’m fucking crying at this being the next step 😭😭😭 like we’ve gone 0-100 quick.

Please somebody tell me what this means. 😭

For someone who is chronically online, I be confused as fuck consistently

Y’all remember that thread about trumps use of make up is an indicator of his stress levels? Because I don’t know if this makes me feel good or nervous how stressed this would make him.

One of my goals this year is to listen to more music and find new artists (new to me, seasoned to y’all) that I enjoy. I listened to about 600 minutes of music last year & that’s insane.

😆😆 if they give me just one I’ll be happy & if they give an unexpected one I will stop looking at Mitch for an easy win.