30.09.2025 19:06
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If you don't think farts are hilarious, then see if I care if you move to the front of the bus.
In the mirror universe, Leadfinger starts their song "Underdog" by inviting the brass section to "put it down, put it down, put it dooooooown!"
Paladin: Stop biting townsfolk!
Barbarian: GRR I’M A T-REX
Paladin: So I’ve tried insisting AND demanding, I’m all out of ideas; you’re our spiritual leader. Fix this.
Cleric: naw
Cleric:
Cleric: vibes are off
Paladin: THAT’S YOUR EXCUSE FOR EVERYTHING.
Cleric: (bong rip)
Cleric: vibes lol
Bard: Lab on fire? Again!?
Wizard: I’m TRYING to create a bearowl!
Bard:
Wizard: A terrible, completely original NEW monster with the head of a bear-
Bard: I GET IT I’M PICTURING IT IT’S DUMB
Wizard: -and the body of an owl!
Bard:
Bard: I hope it breaks out and eats you.
Wizard: Aww! Thanks!
Cleric: Welcome, my child.
Barbarian: (plops on floor) THIS SUCKS.
Cleric: … most people use the chair, but okay. What’s your confession?
Barbarian: The rogue taught a monkey to hustle people at three-card monte!
Cleric:
Cleric: I’m not dealing with this today.
Barbarian: I WANT MY CANDY BACK.
Warlock: (wearing fake mustache) FEAR NOT! Tis I, the great detective!
Butler:
Maid:
Warlock: Indeed! I am Sir Dr. Wravenhurst H. Poe of Ghastlychurch & Poe Occult Investigators, here to SOLVE THE CASE!
Everyone:
Warlock: Wait. Have you guys not committed the murder yet?
Cleric: STOP. HELPING.
I’m trying to get back into producing the podcast I was running before meat space crap stole all my time.
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I have been reminded that in the DC comics universe there is a minor superhero named “Dogwelder”. He fights crime by welding dogs to people. None of this is a lie.
@tomtomorrow.bsky.social @rubenbolling.bsky.social
First they come for the comedians, then the cartoonist. Kings fear being laughed at. We have a funny bone to pick with/without a smile on our faces #Colbert #Kimmel #SethMeyers #DailyShow
My poor aboosed and neglecced dog.
A guard dog on vigilant watch duty.
*puts on a pirate hat and squints* arrr sadly me vageenee was lost in a tragic sea battle with the Terrible Testosteron, now all i got there is me peg
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learn about the Black Panther Party free breakfast program
learn about the Zapatista uprising
learn about Jane
learn about the Kensington Welfare Rights Union
learn about STAR
learn about Act Up
learn about the Battle of Blair Mountain
learn about the Spanish Civil War
we are not the first
My dog is rotten
She is pouting because I told her to move out of my seat.
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Feels like no time at all has passed between these pictures…
I mean, I’d LOVE it if someone compared my book to Sir Terry’s work, but I know I’m not THAT good.
It is a full moon on Friday the 13th, and one of our techs just called out. I also arrived to the clinic to find we are somehow completely out of heparin, which is a necessary medication for dialysis treatment.
Fuck today. #healthcare
Lunch date with my young Boogie Lou before we go to get her ears pierced. Her older sister tends to monopolize me when we’re together so I’m making as big a deal out of this outing as I can so the Boogs can get the best time she can.
Second Thanksgiving tonight with my parents since the girls were with their mom for the holiday. Family better appreciate these pies because tempering eggs is stressful as hell.