Katy Moon

Sideshow Bob

Dai Pogacar, Dai

The streets in Siena are MAD steep, I've been there, there's a reason there's a huge escalator from the station up to the main bit.

HOW DID THAT GOBSHITE GET ON THE TELEVISION @adambecket.bsky.social

So cool that he's reaching out to after all this time!

Leaflet from Reform with a picture of ol' toadface Farage in the bottom left. Text reads "Join me in Milton Keynes on 17th March to start fixing broken Britain"

Time to break out the Concrete Milkshakes, I guess

Not everyone is a dog person, but if you don't appreciate when an animal curls up to such a degree its tail attacks it's snout, WHO ARE YOU

I say 'a cappella' it was actually just the vocals from the track, that's not the same thing at ALL.

Tidal just thought I might like to listen to an a cappella version of a dance track and... no. Hardstyle remix or GTFO.

A Cappella? I barely knew 'er!

NUHR Home advertising Dubai Hotel Lobby Vibes incense cones. "Want your home to smell like Dubai Hotel Lobby? If this was a joke, it would be in bad taste, but it's REAL.

No! Stop! Especially because it's AI generated! Hire a photographer!

And no, this isn't a joke post, these are very real. Except for the ones in the photo, that are not, because they're made up by a machine.

Photo of a small black bowl in the palm of someone's hand. Inside is a smouldering cone of incense. The text above reads "Dubai Hotel Lobby Viibes [sic] Direct in your home"

Of all the adverts that need to be pulled this week, this might be near the top of the list

Apparently so! Feels like a bit of a pisstake, but might be worth getting... have to get a copy of my prescription somehow, wasn't offered to me at the time!!

Baby (me) got fitted with her first hearing aid today. I can hear properly now! The keys on my keyboard sound VERY clicky.

I know you joke, but the noises I made when someone I follow had their kid dressed up as Mary a few years back.

When I was 10, I went to a special party because I was the same age as the Leisure Centre.

TWICE OUR NUMBER
TWICE OUR GUNS

DUTCH BABYYYYYYY (that's veggie salmon, very nice indeed)

once you've met one, you've met them all. once they're awarded the assimilation gilet, they're done for.

his entire slack message history:

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your manager's manager's manager's profile pic on slack

The new Midi in NYT is fine and all, but today I am ANGRY at the mere SUGGESTION that you would order "noodles" at an Italian restaurant.

You can, if he's in the mood, dance with him

De Karper! A must-visit if you like beer, cycling and men who walk around with a tea towel over their shoulder called Ronnie.

there are LOADS locations.tacobell.co.uk - we have two here!!

In a parallel universe, he was there, 'taps aff'

if you squint, you can see Ganna looking on from the side-lines. He did not partake in the festivities in quite the same way!!!

You should go, at least once, for the Sunday 'after party'. It's a different place!

This is the NYE effort of a pub near us. That's... that's not the pub. At all.

They also have an AI advert for their watercolour classes, which is a complete mindfuck.

I love De Karper! Have you been during the 6 Day?

I wasn't even drunk! Would definitely blame a dodgy pint if I was, naturally