Sarah Hatter

You’re telling me Tom Nook just has KK Slider’s cell phone number, the most famous touring dog musician in the islands? I don’t buy it.

CVS lockups feel symbolic of everything wrong with the US right now. Perversely hostile. Driven by mistrust and paranoia. The product of a siege mentality. Imposed thoughtlessly on workers by short-sighted financial optimizers. Self-defeating in a weirdly “cut off your nose to spite your face” way.

The world is crushing me on all sides so I bought a $6 mystery straw topper at Starbucks and now I feel ✨better✨

The next four years are going to be tough. They are going to be scary. Trust me, I saw the inside of Trump world closer than most. I'm not going to stop doing my work, no matter what. We are going to get through this together. My only ask, don't get disenchanted. Don't run away. Stick with me here.

Two semi unrelated thoughts:
1. I truly believe many boomers aren’t intentionally hateful and racist, they’re just suffering the late stage effects of lead poisoning and radiation exposure. 2. We’re in Belize and my dad is saying “Jamaica mon” with zero self awareness.

People who've never been dependent on a paycheck should not get to decide how long you can go without yours.

Oh we're totally fine. Currently rethinking our parasocial love affair with the hot murder boy, but otherwise tip top.

Ok ok I’m back

There is no reason. Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.

Cascais had the most BK scooters I’ve ever seen - dream job

Again: no reason.

Grand Cayman!

Barcelona!

London!

Kona!

Tulum!

Auckland!

Paris!

I have taken my photo in front of a Burger King in 9 countries and 25+ cities over the past 10 years. It’s become a thing I’m known for, with friends randomly sending me pictures of themselves in front of exotic BKs, too. Here is the secret: there is no reason.

I finished walking the Camino! Here’s some answers to common questions I was asked if you’d like to try it on your own:
Q: Was it hard?
A: Yes.