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Medievalist. Asst. Prof. of English at MUN, Grenfell. Articles on final -e, the Pearl-poet, and monkish burps. Wm Beauchamp fanboy. Cursed by Artemis. (he/him/his) bswbarootes.com

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Someone's been dis-loyle

07.03.2026 02:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ooh! I do too!

07.03.2026 02:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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two men in suits and ties are sitting at a table with glasses of water and papers . ALT: two men in suits and ties are sitting at a table with glasses of water and papers .

Like price-earnings (P/E) ratio for stocks, meetings should have a pointless-relevant (P/R) ratio. People could use the P/R ratio as a metric to determine how infuriating it would be to sit on a committee.

Iโ€™d rather long meetings with low P/R ratios than a shorter meeting with high P/R ratios.

06.03.2026 18:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Maybe worth noting that this is the 4th PSE strike in Nova Scotia this academic year, and that since Tim Houston became Premier in 2021, there has been a strike at every university in the province except StFX and the Atlantic School of Theology.
#nspoli

07.03.2026 00:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

New gender just dropped

06.03.2026 14:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well, "new"

Like, we've all read Brideshead

06.03.2026 14:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

New gender just dropped.

06.03.2026 14:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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New Ayatollah just dropped.

05.03.2026 22:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1603 ๐Ÿ” 477 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 645 ๐Ÿ“Œ 186

Huzzah!

I was there last spring as a Sassoon fellow. Definitely a highlight of my career.

Enjoy your time!

Looking forward to the results of your research ๐Ÿ‘

06.03.2026 14:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Front cover of a souvenir pamphlet commemorating the opening of the Toronto Free Public Library on March 6, 1884 on the city's semi-centennial day. The old city coat of arms is above. Fonds 1205, Series 2721, File 13.

Front cover of a souvenir pamphlet commemorating the opening of the Toronto Free Public Library on March 6, 1884 on the city's semi-centennial day. The old city coat of arms is above. Fonds 1205, Series 2721, File 13.

On this day in 1884, Toronto Public Library officially opened its first Central Library in the old Mechanics' Institute building at Church and Adelaide Streets on the City's 50th anniversary of incorporation.

Card commemorating the opening of the Toronto Free Public Library, March 6, 1884.

06.03.2026 13:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 26 ๐Ÿ” 8 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Behold: the first-ever list of news outlets that have banned generative AI in their reporting. As of today, this is literally information that you cannot find on Google.

My goal is to fill the starter pack, so please send over suggestions with supporting evidence!

go.bsky.app/8cn1XfT

17.12.2025 19:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 4045 ๐Ÿ” 1888 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 117 ๐Ÿ“Œ 93
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"I'll tell you what I'd do. Defund the military and DHS at the same time."

05.03.2026 17:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 288 ๐Ÿ” 50 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

This was almost verbatim a plan put forward at a campus meeting yesterday.

06.03.2026 01:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
an image promoting a substack article titled โ€˜25 medieva manuscripts you can look at online right nowโ€™

an image promoting a substack article titled โ€˜25 medieva manuscripts you can look at online right nowโ€™

i made a starter back of beautiful and unique manuscripts you can browse online! (with links) for anyone that wants a good way to spend an afternoon :)

open.substack.com/pub/weirdmed...

05.03.2026 03:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 3143 ๐Ÿ” 1225 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 27 ๐Ÿ“Œ 17

The fellow who watched over me (Julian) told me the story about someone getting locked in!

06.03.2026 00:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

RIP M.R. James, you would have loved the Corpus vault.

05.03.2026 19:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I loved working at Corpus.

Got to spend one afternoon in the vault with MS 4.

05.03.2026 13:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Radon?

05.03.2026 03:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Like Prime-er?

Tsk tsk

05.03.2026 03:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"We've got a visual on the meddlesome priest."

05.03.2026 02:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 18 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is a amazing. Thank you.

05.03.2026 02:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Good morning! Yes, this is he

04.03.2026 17:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 5306 ๐Ÿ” 1176 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 30 ๐Ÿ“Œ 33

SALT EARTH (Anagrammed Lines)

Tears halt
the altar's
latter ash.
The astral
rattle has
her, at last.
That's real โ€”
Salt earth.
Salt Earth.

04.03.2026 08:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A photo of an article by Semmler, with just four lines of main text across two pages; the rest (including one full page) is footnotes.

A photo of an article by Semmler, with just four lines of main text across two pages; the rest (including one full page) is footnotes.

You might not like it, but this is what peak academic performance looks like.

04.03.2026 14:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 48 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Me too, apparently.

Just feed the abstracts into a processor. So much better....

04.03.2026 05:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It makes sense if you imagine Norm Macdonald saying it.

04.03.2026 02:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Guess I finally switch to Linux...

04.03.2026 04:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The possible price of loving someone is having to grieve them eventually and AI cannot stop that. It cannot soften the blow or fill a void and it is quite frankly disrespectful and weird to try

03.03.2026 17:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 597 ๐Ÿ” 136 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 25 ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
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OpenAI has shown it cannot be trusted. Canada needs nationalized, public AI OpenAI, the company behind ChatGPT, lobbied Ottawa for business. All the while it hid its knowledge of Tumbler Ridge shooter

Let's nationalize AI (and shut it down).

Gift link: www.theglobeandmail.com/gift/4e12d7e...

03.03.2026 06:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I have departed colleagus whom I miss dearly and whose advice I would love to have. If someone decided to give me AI slop disguised as "expert advice" from them, I don't think I'd be able to control my reaction.
Butlerian Jihad Now (both the Dune one and whatever holy war Judith Butler would fight)

02.03.2026 17:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0