Jeremiah Graves

rebecca black was definitely fuckin right when she said "yesterday was thursday, tomorrow is saturday"

Five-Star General: (gravely) Sir, Operation Epic Bacon is not going awesomesauce

Trump To Americans: ‘You Won’t Have To Pay Your Son’s Cell Phone Bill When He Dies At War’

Trump To Americans: ‘You Won’t Have To Pay Your Son’s Cell Phone Bill When He Dies At War’ https://theonion.com/trump-to-americans-you-wont-have-to-pay-your-sons-cell-phone-bill-when-he-dies-at-war/

living in a walkable city where you can get anywhere you need by walking, by bus, or train is goated in an economic collapsed based entirely on gas prices

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

Waiting for the administration to say the spike in gas prices isn't actually a big deal because so many Americans are losing their jobs and won't have to drive to work anymore.

SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26

NO - 41%
YES - 38%
UNSURE - 21%

getting laid off in the current job market and economic environment is, let's just say, "not ideal"

however ...

more and more people are saying it

we get to have one (1) nice thing today, as a treat ... enjoy this and then please promptly return to the rest of the doom and gloom in your timeline

Running for Congress on a platform of sneaking into Polymarket HQ and unplugging all their stuff. Overflow crowds at a local Knights of Columbus hall roar with delight as I promise to pour Florida's Natural Grapefruit Juice (with pulp) into the USB-C port of every computer in the damn place.

nyt website currently resembles one of those mock covers people made before 2016 election: economy floundering, war in the middle east, scandal-plagued cabinet sec, brazen corruption....

Has anyone said that the economy crashing is a distraction from his unpopular war yet? That’s a take we could do. That’d get traction on Threads.

It takes real galaxy brains to mass cancel solar and wind projects and then start a pointless unpopular war that sends oil prices soaring.

High gas prices, war in the middle east, unpopular president, soaring unemployment. Welcome back second term Bush administration.

The media always treats the more sensational Trump accusations in the Epstein files with a level of skepticism that would be appropriate for Jimmy Carter, not the guy who bragged about sexual assault on tape, was adjudicated guilty of sexual assault, and is currently overseeing murder dot gov.

Me, dumb and politically correct: Firing on unarmed ships or double-tap military strikes on schools are bad things.

My school district is being forced to lay off several educators and a librarian because of a $500,000 budget gap, or roughly the amount spent on the war while I was typing this post.

If you took $1 billion and gave it to the endowment of a different small college each day, they could each provide a free college education to several hundred students per year in perpetuity. Instead we are using that money to bomb schools and kill students in Iran, for no clearly stated purpose.

‘markwayne.’ that is some trashy shit right there. i shouldn’t have to know about a guy named markwayne until the day im finally ready to hire a monster truck chauffeur

Edited screenshot of a tweet by jon_snow_420: Anthropic: I have made AI angels: you fucked up a perfectly good spellchecker is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety.

Looking at today's jobs numbers, I'm considering ending cover letters with a "Pretty please?" from now on.

[after a solid minute of the funeral director staring at us, i repeat]

…bunk coffins

[my wife doing stacked hands motion]

like…double decker

absolutely a side mission with Arthur/Kieran where Mullin is some secret O'Driscoll mercenary

markwayne mullin sounds like an npc you would meet and eventually have to put down in red dead redemption

congress needs to stop this madman

Perusing job listings again and realize the issue isn't that I'm unhappy with mine, but that I don't want to work at all

that's good right

There may be a practical limit to the damage Markwayne Mullin can do given that he’s 100% going to spend the first week on the job trying to figure out how to login into the system.