Mel

I just found the best google reviewer

my wizardly deeds will soon be done

political compass

screenshot of the twitter premium upsell full screen popup with a very low resolution image of a black hole edited on top

shut the fcuk up go in my black hole now

We tell him to shut up a lot but @dramooske.bsky.social please never change

Text conversation to a contact named "My Smelly Wife". Smelly Wife: Love you bby coming home Person responds with a meme of a roly poly with a speech bubble containing a 20 piece chicken nugget box from McDonald's. Smelly Wife: Want them? How many? I'll get your 20 piece and fry

i'm very serious when i say this image makes me so happy and emotional. to be loved like this...

Crazy to think after all these years, you haven't changed one bit

Logic could never

i love the implication you checked every single frame

someone get him a job

I can't wait for Ian Hecox to message you next

I Binged something the other day! Ha ha. I know the truth now.

The clouds last night 👌

cant have inside voices anymore. too many loud mouths nowadays. because of spoke.

Excited for them to add video!

okay? we're waiting!

@bfm.bsky.social @traivod.bsky.social @smosh.bsky.social @falsifiedtaxes.bsky.social @siuuu.bsky.social @worst.bsky.social @weezer.bsky.social these are my buddies retwerp dis hoe

Increasingly clear that Elon's biggest priority is stopping Robin Hood. It explains why he has such big Sheriff of Nottingham energy

guess where we’re complaining about it now bitch

yeah nick youre finally allowed in saudi arabia!

is this real

guys did you hear

flint mayor sheldon neely looking at the blue sky

"bloots", we already have "skeets" to refer to posts

you after being mauled:

me on tra,poline,:
boing! boing, boing! wahoo!! :D

the bear ready to maul me to bits:

went outside!! saw the sky was blue!!

call that a bluesky!!

sorry ill give it back