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award-winning playwright of HELL GATE CITY @hellgatecity.bsky.social, #1 lie-down comedian on ๐ŸŒ; mostly re-skeets ๐Ÿ‘‚: http://hellgatecity.com ๐Ÿ’ธ: https://patreon.com/hellgatecity

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*America kicks a hornetโ€™s nest*

Republicans: Letโ€™s praise Trump for having the guts to kick a hornetโ€™s nest

Sane people: Whatโ€™s the plan after kicking the nest?

Republicans: Why canโ€™t you just be happy he kicked the nest?

01.03.2026 13:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 2855 ๐Ÿ” 763 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 106 ๐Ÿ“Œ 37

They claim to have been planning this for months, to allegedly keep Americans safe, but had no plan to evacuate any Americans from the region because it happened too quickly.

Weird.

04.03.2026 12:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 8769 ๐Ÿ” 2247 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 416 ๐Ÿ“Œ 111

I donโ€™t want to share the video because itโ€™s pretty graphic, but apparently weโ€™re at the โ€˜Republican Senator breaks the arm of a Marine IN FULL DRESS because that marine was protesting the Republicans starting a war of choice with Iranโ€™ stage of things.

04.03.2026 23:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1952 ๐Ÿ” 471 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 49 ๐Ÿ“Œ 23

Nobody hates living veterans more than Republicans. Dead veterans they can exploit in videos. But living veterans with opinions and medical needs are literally offensive to conservatives.

04.03.2026 22:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 6034 ๐Ÿ” 1812 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 100 ๐Ÿ“Œ 39
A picture of The Onion in print featuring this article posted on Twitter.

https://theonion.com/anyone-else-have-those-weird-dreams-where-sobbing-future-generations-beg-you-to-change-course/

A picture of The Onion in print featuring this article posted on Twitter. https://theonion.com/anyone-else-have-those-weird-dreams-where-sobbing-future-generations-beg-you-to-change-course/

Grok being wrong:

The Onion does have (hilarious) print editions, but this specific "Sam Altman" piece isn't from themโ€”or any real outlet. It's a custom meme image made to look like one, floating around since at least February. Spot on for the satire though!

Grok being wrong: The Onion does have (hilarious) print editions, but this specific "Sam Altman" piece isn't from themโ€”or any real outlet. It's a custom meme image made to look like one, floating around since at least February. Spot on for the satire though!

Wrong again, dumbass

05.03.2026 02:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 3752 ๐Ÿ” 236 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 68 ๐Ÿ“Œ 8
CHINA:

"The US is a war addict. Throughout its over 240-year history, it has been at war for all but 16 years.

The US has 800 overseas military bases in over 80 countries and regions.

The US is the main cause of international disorder, global turbulence, and regional instability."

CHINA: "The US is a war addict. Throughout its over 240-year history, it has been at war for all but 16 years. The US has 800 overseas military bases in over 80 countries and regions. The US is the main cause of international disorder, global turbulence, and regional instability."

Where is the lie?

28.02.2026 18:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 2889 ๐Ÿ” 740 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 48 ๐Ÿ“Œ 65

they renamed it the Department of War so it would be that much easier to just add โ€œCrimesโ€ at the end of it

28.02.2026 23:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 367 ๐Ÿ” 85 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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U.S. sub sinks Iranian warship off Sri Lanka, killing 87 and expanding war zone A U.S. submarine sank an Iranian warship off the southern coast of Sri Lanka, killing dozens of sailors and dramatically widening Washington's pursuit of the Iranian navy.

A US submarine sinking a lonely, dinky Iranian surface ship an ocean away from the theater of the main conflictโ€”and 9000
miles from North Americaโ€”makes it pretty clear the US is fighting a general war, without the declaration required by the Constitution. www.reuters.com/world/asia-p...

04.03.2026 17:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 13482 ๐Ÿ” 4968 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 541 ๐Ÿ“Œ 296

trickle down economics is bull shit and if you believe it then you are stupid. great replacement is bull shit and if you believe it then you are racist. vaccines are safe and effective and if you believe otherwise you should be shunned from society

03.03.2026 15:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 2108 ๐Ÿ” 391 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11 ๐Ÿ“Œ 8
Steven Pinker ยฎ @sapinker โ€ข Follow
I have no relationship with Epstein & have taken no funding from him. Our circles have occasionally overlapped:
In 02, my lit agent invited me to join a group of east-coast TED speakers Epstein flew to CA. In 14, Krauss seated me next to him at a lunch, & someone snapped a photo.
11:09 PM โ€ข Jul 10, 2019 from Provincetown, N C

Steven Pinker ยฎ @sapinker โ€ข Follow I have no relationship with Epstein & have taken no funding from him. Our circles have occasionally overlapped: In 02, my lit agent invited me to join a group of east-coast TED speakers Epstein flew to CA. In 14, Krauss seated me next to him at a lunch, & someone snapped a photo. 11:09 PM โ€ข Jul 10, 2019 from Provincetown, N C

Pinker, Steven
<Pinker, Steven>
to Lesley Groff
Mar 28, 2012 5:47 PM

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Dear

Unfortunately I'm out of town that day, but if Jeffrey is around on Monday the 16th, I'll be back and would be delighted to meet with him.

Best,
Steve

Pinker, Steven <Pinker, Steven> to Lesley Groff Mar 28, 2012 5:47 PM star_border Dear Unfortunately I'm out of town that day, but if Jeffrey is around on Monday the 16th, I'll be back and would be delighted to meet with him. Best, Steve

Okay then

14.02.2026 18:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 942 ๐Ÿ” 152 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 18
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This style of light doesn't really appear in animation anymore. You know it when you see it -- it's bright, hot and almost dangerous.

Our new issue explores the tricks behind it, and how one artist has revived the look for the digital age: animationobsessive.substack.com/p/dangerous-...

13.02.2026 22:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 8381 ๐Ÿ” 2445 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 49 ๐Ÿ“Œ 100

I wonder if people are paying attention to how much their doom scrolling is cutting into time they used to use to read books

14.02.2026 14:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1070 ๐Ÿ” 155 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 59 ๐Ÿ“Œ 70

not sure she understands how elections are supposed to work

14.02.2026 15:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1899 ๐Ÿ” 283 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 63 ๐Ÿ“Œ 19
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Epstein Used Botsteinโ€™s Prestige and Connections to Recruit and Support One of His Victims, a Violinist from Europe - The Daily Catch Jeffrey Epstein utilized his burgeoning relationship with Bard College President and American Symphony Orchestra Conductor Leon Botstein in 2013 to procure perks for a young violinist who ultimately b...

A young violinist was nervous about meeting with Jeffrey Epstein due to his 2008 child sex abuse conviction. Epstein reassured her by noting his friendship with @bardcollege.bsky.socialโ€™s Leon Botstein, and set up a dinner between Botstein and the musician. She soon became one of Epsteinโ€™s victims.

14.02.2026 15:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1407 ๐Ÿ” 561 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 27 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I found this to be inspiring.

13.02.2026 23:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 187 ๐Ÿ” 55 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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ICYMI

12.02.2026 21:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 5438 ๐Ÿ” 1664 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 108 ๐Ÿ“Œ 61
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get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship

13.02.2026 22:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 41841 ๐Ÿ” 7488 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1364 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2484

Correct. Now is the time to be very clear on the fact that you don't give a fucking inch to fascists. Not on anything. Not ever. Everything they are doing is per se illegitimate. The very minimum you demand is an immediate, across-the-board return to regular democratic order and norms. Nothing less.

14.02.2026 00:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 1070 ๐Ÿ” 370 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 28 ๐Ÿ“Œ 10

Oh well. If only RFK Jr. were to get hit with extreme cases of Epstein-Barr, herpes, and shingles at once we might be able to fix this. Even then, he'll probably just push raw milk with a grok chaser.

13.02.2026 21:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
On Nov. 16, a mental health counselor recorded in Kamillaโ€™s medical records that her mother reported the girl had lost her appetite after being โ€œserved food that contained worms.โ€

A week later, the couple said, children were told to gather in the gym for what they believed would be a Thanksgiving celebration. Excitement spread as families saw tables set with turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, they said. The children waited expectantly. But when a parent asked when the celebration would begin, Oksana said, staff told them the holiday meal was for employees, not detainees.

The children, she said, watched despondently as the feast was packed away.

On Nov. 16, a mental health counselor recorded in Kamillaโ€™s medical records that her mother reported the girl had lost her appetite after being โ€œserved food that contained worms.โ€ A week later, the couple said, children were told to gather in the gym for what they believed would be a Thanksgiving celebration. Excitement spread as families saw tables set with turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, they said. The children waited expectantly. But when a parent asked when the celebration would begin, Oksana said, staff told them the holiday meal was for employees, not detainees. The children, she said, watched despondently as the feast was packed away.

On Thanksgiving, the immigrant children held at the Dilley detention center gathered in the gym for what they thought was a holiday feast.

The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.

But the food wasnโ€™t for detainees โ€” it was for the staff.

13.02.2026 19:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 10916 ๐Ÿ” 5564 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 875 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2403

One more quick thread, and then I'm getting out of here to walk my dog in the sun.

I think a lot about the authoritarian personality. I won't start going on about that because this thread would last forever, but I just want to say one thing about it.

12.02.2026 20:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 539 ๐Ÿ” 150 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18 ๐Ÿ“Œ 23

like a tRUE Authoritarian CAPiTAList, This pResident Is DESTROYING the Conventions Of CaPITaLiZaTiON along With our democracy.

13.02.2026 17:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

like a tRUE Authoritarian CAPiTAList, This pResident Is DESTROYING the Conventions Of CaPITaLiZaTiON along With our democracy.

13.02.2026 17:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
In the blanket incident, Noem had to switch planes after a maintenance issue was discovered, but her blanket wasn't moved to the second plane, according to the people familiar with the incident. The Coast Guard pilot was initially fired and told to take a commercial flight home when they reached their destination. They eventually reinstated the pilot because no one else was available to fly them home.

In the blanket incident, Noem had to switch planes after a maintenance issue was discovered, but her blanket wasn't moved to the second plane, according to the people familiar with the incident. The Coast Guard pilot was initially fired and told to take a commercial flight home when they reached their destination. They eventually reinstated the pilot because no one else was available to fly them home.

The details of the Kristi Noem blanket incident are just fucking perfect

13.02.2026 03:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 5768 ๐Ÿ” 1370 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 226 ๐Ÿ“Œ 307

One thing that's fun is that if you're black and you don't have much experience, it's woke dei if you get the job, and if you're black and you have all the experience in the world, you're an out of touch elite who is not really black and doesn't deserve the job.

13.02.2026 15:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 3042 ๐Ÿ” 379 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 45 ๐Ÿ“Œ 11

Do NOT get my hopes up.

13.02.2026 02:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You can't... repeal... a scientific finding. At that point it's just called lying about it.

12.02.2026 20:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 12627 ๐Ÿ” 4475 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 208 ๐Ÿ“Œ 113
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โ€œWeโ€™re the only country in the world that has mail in ballotsโ€. - Senile Satan

12.02.2026 23:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 11260 ๐Ÿ” 4917 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 543 ๐Ÿ“Œ 235
CNN headline that says Trump delivers a deadly blow to EPAโ€™s ability to regulate climate pollution

CNN headline that says Trump delivers a deadly blow to EPAโ€™s ability to regulate climate pollution

The president is overruling science to eliminate measures that protect us from pollution and environmental damage, mainly to benefit multinational corporations that have thrown money at his campaign, ballroom, and family.

It's simple corruption, and it will cost American lives and livelihoods.

12.02.2026 22:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 4742 ๐Ÿ” 1570 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 275 ๐Ÿ“Œ 81