vineyille

Thousand Island Ice Tea

BREAKING: Terrorist threat level raised from "probably" to "yeah"

Black and white movies are always called stuff like "Married to a Wife!" and it's about a businessman who goes on a golfing holiday with his boss. No women in the film.

Getting fired from DHS via truth social is like getting fired from Hot Topic via your manager’s geocities page. Rotating skulls, neon green biohazard logo background

nancy comic panel that’s very unsettling

I'm throwing up

dabbing a little raw milk on my open sores

Our rotten dot com president

they had to stay open for another week! North jersey people demanded tony hawk tacos!

o7

Do cops still spontaneously overdose when they look at fentanyl? Is that still a thing that happens to them?

well "palantir" is no "pal" of mine!

wow this rules

Ken Marino driving a van and singing “Danny’s Song” but the text has been changed to read “Diane, 11:30 AM, February 24th. Entering The Town Of Twin Peaks”

he's a beautiful boy that craves the climb

she's 12 pounds of muscle and (so far) has never missed a jump, but yeah, god it freaks me out

My least favorite thing Loretta does

the end card to MST3K that says "keep circulating the tapes"

In retrospect this had a way larger effect on me then I ever could have imagined.

Bro is gonna be mayor for 9 terms

Have you even thought about what if there was an alien

Hey grok show me the lady in room 237 fully clothed

screenshot of the original post, followed by the quote including Scott’s face

I scrolled past the original, thought, “That’s a good Scott Auker–“ AND THERE YOU WERE

lol that's so great. Bunch of freaks on that discord

A voicemail transcript that just says “Die”

Who may I ask is calling?

fishing a dripping wet doily out of the gutter "You dropped this, queen"

Album cover technology has advanced beyond our wildest dreams (URGH by Mandy, Indiana)

I have an 8 GB usb stick that I’d be willing to trade for an MRE

Trading a 256 GB ssd for six cans of beans