JP

A mirror selfie of me flexing

biannual reminder that I do have a physical form

It's your time @jpbrammer.bsky.social

oklahoma mentioned

I think I will learn of my death thirty minutes before it takes place from PopCrave

This post refuses to leave my mind’s eye

FYI probably becoming a "wears a tie for no reason" guy. rly need something new going on for me

this was followed 15 minutes later with him muttering “I will return you to yourself”

my Serbian barber in nyc, who I love more than life itself and who I’ve not seen in four months, saw me walk into his shop today with a buzz cut, clutched his chest and shouted, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

Not my foolish ass breeding demons and dragons in my heart….

it's like every two pages or so

if you want to write descriptions of corpses, especially including dried-out texture of human skin left out in the sun, Blood Meridian is basically your one-stop shop for inspo

nunca consegui parar de pensar nisso

[The Streets scribbling furiously in his notebook]

A German rapper rhymed "Beretta" with "Bärretter", meaning "bear rescuer".

had a dream last night that a British rapper rhymed "my gun" with "cardamom"

if it were up to me I would live on top of a Dishoom

The blind man when Jesus healed him:

my therapist after i go on a 25 minute tear

I see

I am strong enough to wear my statement sweater vest

My kids sang this one at the school winter concert.

i've been thinking about this post nonstop for a month to the point where like JENNIE has been stuck in my head at least one day a week

it was the wokest "no but where are you FROM" I've ever gotten

one time a couple of years ago I told this guy at a bar I was from Oklahoma and he said "baby it's not giving Oklahoma it's giving Latin" and "baby it's not giving Oklahoma" has become a recurring character in my brain. I think about it every time I see something that's not giving Oklahoma

I mean, straight men love the concept of two attractive women kissing. I do not think "ferocious butch women" are the aesthetic opposite of the hockey guys

I guess I just don't understand the cottage (lol) industry that's sprung up around demystifying straight women's interest in the gay hockey show. isn't this, like... a common libidinal thing? don't straight men more or less do the opposite? maybe I'm missing something

British men on Grindr love opening with "you ok?" and I know it just means "what's up" here... but I feel held.....

Still from SNL’s Wells for Boys where a boy is making an announcement from a balcony edited so jpbrammer’s icon is the boy’s face and the “excited to announce that I am out of ideas” skeet is next to him

excited to announce that I am out of ideas

this is me reading Moby Dick too