Kelsey Legg

New York City baby city of dreams baybee

(We are 2 hrs into the journey at this point) and the first thing we run into is a teenage girl having some sort of fit, screaming and kicking in the street while 10 cops stand there. We try to walk away from this scene and naturally; we walk directly into a low budget wannabe influencer photo shoot

First, we walked down the wrong street in Newark and ended up 15 minutes the wrong direction while I was in heels and my left ovary gave me the “haha congratulations bitch” special, then we walked through a literal piss river to get to the train, then we got out at WTC before I had a conniption

Had the perfect 24 Valentine’s Day hours of seeing Wuthering Heights (it was spectacular; I’m happy to fight you on this), getting roses, fancy candy AND jewelry, going to a sick runway show, then French cuisine, lots of wine, and the NIN show. Then we took New Jersey transit home.

Knew a slut like you would appreesh

I agree it’s very annoying! I try to use different heds for different targets these days just to make sure I’m not doing this

They appear differently across multiple platforms so they’re trying to hit that SEO regardless of where/how many times it shows up (I used to work there lol)

Too bad :)

Yeah but it was great for rooting out the actual assholes

Went to a writer’s salon and an author I love asked if we knew each other on Instagram (we do) then said she loves my fashion posts so now I have to blush, kms, and figure out how to get my head through doorways for the next few days all at once

solidarity forever

Every time I check in on the other app it’s like the same handful of brooklyn lit scene girlies who think being mean to strangers is a personality posting kind of dated hot takes and defending themselves by being like “you’re just mad I have a huge rack” and like, babe, we are almost 40 years old

losing my mind at the "she should have followed directions" people

really? really? you're cool with "if you don't follow directions, they get to kill you"? that seems like a good state of affairs to you? that seems like how law enforcement ought to work: instant obeisance or death?

Broadchurch goes insane. God I love British murder shows. And the British Murder Boys but that’s a different convo

My birthday is a great day to see the photos people have posted of me and realizing I have looked extremely different like a thousand times lmao

Someday

Two people told me I look like Julia Fox this week and while I don’t see it, I am wildly flattered. Also I read her book and we worked at the same dungeon and both had Smoking Steve as a client so I think we should be friends.

The fucking New Orleans place in Charleston. It’s owned by the head of some faith and freedom coalition bc why wouldn’t it be 🙃

I cannot stand you lmao

Every time a restaurant opens near my hometown and I get excited to eat there, it comes out that the owner is a raging transphobe or homophobe. I truly love being from West Virginia but Jesus fucking Christ, y’all.

I’m not depressed but I recall them going together well when I was

I think my Spotify wrapped top artists (NIN, Depeche Mode, Slayyyter, Depeche Mode) could have shortened the message to “you’re horny” and that would have gotten the message across

lol couldn’t pay me enough to be anything but this age

I’ll be 39 on Sunday, baby!

A photo from that very first shoot, wherein I was the same age as the girl who just rang me up 🥲(21)

I just bought a black thong bodysuit and thigh highs socks at LA Apparel (which is just American apparel) in SoHo for a photo shoot I’m doing with my photographer friend who has been taking pictures of me since 2008, which is exactly what year that experience made me think it was

Yeah ten was a lot for me! I thought I preferred it but we went back to four days a week in office earlier this year and I actually love it

I’m not even being facetious when I say being social, moving your body more (via commute, walking around the office, getting dressed, after work events etc) and being forced to be creative with my outfits has fixed like 85 percent of my mental health issues

I had to work from home last week and it reminded me why I was incredibly mentally ill during the ten years of my life where that was the norm. Never fuckin again lol

This holiday season, see what he’s REALLY about: Put Lorena McKennitt’s “The Mummer’s Dance” on your sex playlist