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@longpatrol

I write fanfiction under the Thinker90 username on both ffnet and Ao3. Written for Harry Potter, Danny Phantom, Star Wars, Batman, Jurassic Park, etc Loathe MAGA, Trump, Nazis, Racists, transphobes homophobes and anti-science nuts.

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I like grilled artichoke? Never tried artichoke till yesterday and now I've had a revelation.

21.02.2026 03:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I...don't know what ai'm looking at.

10.02.2026 13:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

:( my voldemortxmcgonagall smut fic will never be posted now

18.11.2025 13:16 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is that a grot viewfinder?

15.10.2025 08:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Should be standard

14.10.2025 03:01 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If FFNet goes down again too...

03.07.2025 22:46 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

That's a kangaroo!

30.06.2025 12:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚

19.06.2025 18:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

gorgeous!

08.06.2025 16:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Can't wait for the updates then! Thank you for being so kind

08.06.2025 12:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Please please please please lets collectively wish on a falling star for someone to read it to Trump, his diapers'll spin

08.06.2025 12:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Are you in a position to turn that feral into a domestic, cuz I think she doth protest none at all

08.06.2025 12:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Congrats!

08.06.2025 12:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a picture of a person with a face on it that says moisturise me moisturise me ALT: a picture of a person with a face on it that says moisturise me moisturise me
06.06.2025 11:04 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Unbeknowst to all, Donald Trump died in 2015 and is actually 8 Happy Meals in a suit.

02.06.2025 12:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

major Omen vibes

29.05.2025 12:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Moskau, Moskau, wirf die GlΓ€ser an die Wand
Russland ist ein schΓΆnes Land, ho-ho-ho-ho-ho, hey!

29.05.2025 10:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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24.05.2025 17:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Give me ATTENTION!!!!!

24.05.2025 17:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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two men in suits and sunglasses are standing next to each other in a hallway Alt: Men in Black: The Series
24.05.2025 17:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a close up of a robot 's eye with a yellow light inside of it . Alt: Godzilla The Animated Series
24.05.2025 17:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Firing Eduardo Rivera GIF Alt: Extreme Ghostbusters
24.05.2025 17:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe it reminds me of Darth Plagueis from Star Wars

23.05.2025 03:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

May I know who this character is please? Looks really familiar but I can't quite remember.

22.05.2025 15:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

😬

21.05.2025 11:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Dragonboaters taking shelter from the sun under a bridge. The Marina Bay Sands is in the background.

Dragonboaters taking shelter from the sun under a bridge. The Marina Bay Sands is in the background.

Dragonboaters taking shelter from the sun under a bridge. The Marina Bay Sands is in the background.

19.05.2025 15:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If the electorate had any sense of memory, they'd punish these corporations by choosing to not choose their services when the merry band of Nazis are in prison.

Please, you have to remember what all the companies did when they come crawling back to you hat in hand beggin for that dollar.

REMEMBER

19.05.2025 14:07 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Y'all saying 86 47 but Putin wants to 69 him.

19.05.2025 14:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ok I have to admit, if I was taught semi colons in school, I don't remember it, and if there is one to be placed in this sentence, I have no idea where the hell it goes.

19.05.2025 14:02 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Absolute moral bankruptcy.

19.05.2025 12:04 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0