Rook 💕

a lifted gmc whatever the fuck truck adorned in a palestine vinyl wrap and flags and such. hello kitty. things of that nature

while visiting a friend i witnessed this truck. the back read "REDNECKS SUPPORT PALESTINE" and the israel flag has a big red cancel with "FUCK ZIONISM" under it. incredible.

usually if you ask experts why an empire fell they’ll say it’s nuanced and multifaceted, so i think it’s kind of cool that with America future historians will get to just say like “oh they took the idiot train to moronsville”

An homage to a panel from the Achewood web comic. Phillipe, a young and eager otter, who is wearing a shirt and tie and a helmet for some reason, is happily singing a song to himself as follows: Born... in the USA! I went to school and I got an... A! I ate a hamburger and said hooray! Maybe it will happen today! The final line is obviously my addition. The art was redrawn by me and is not just a copy of the original panel. Done in black lines and halftone shading on a toned paper background. You do not need to trouble Chris Onstad about this.

Calvin and Hobbes panel: Calvin looks up at his dad, who is putting on a bike helmet and about to go on a ride Calvin's dad: "Sure! 'Cyclists have a right to the road, too, you noisy, polluting, inconsiderate maniacs! I hope gas goes up to eight bucks a gallon!'"

His plans are measured in centuries

🩷 ɪᴛ'ꜱ ꜱᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴇꜰꜰᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ! 🩷

do I want to go out and do things or do I want to lay down................... the eternal struggle

lmao

a headband might help, actually. or like a workout sweat band? I will consider.

The way I considered this for a second...

Ultimately I think that would be too much work and too many gross textures to touch with my hands, only to be ruined the moment I need to put a headset on 😔

But I appreciate the creativity in your thinly-veiled desire to humiliate me! 💕

I really need my hair to grow faster before I go insane. I just want to be able to put it in a shitty little ponytail again, so it's off my neck/ears while it grows out more. And I know I could just cut it and be done, but I *want* to try having longer hair again, so I'm. Suffering.

Whatever's easiest for you is the worst possible answer to receive when you ask someone how they want something. Whatever's easiest is me not doing it at all. As you have already burdened me, the least you can do is relieve me of the tyranny of choice you coward.

Twitter conversation between sj and Amarion: sj: Its true, the 1/3rd pounder burger failed in the US because ppl thought quarter pounders were bigger Amarion: Yeah cause they are???? sj: 1/3>1/4 .33> .25 Amarion: what are those signs

Wanna see the greatest tweet of all time

Red color illustration of the Ironclad standing in front of the Spire.

Blue colored illustration of the Defect standing with orbs in the depths of the Spire.

Purple and pink illustration of the Watcher standing in one of the Spire's vast cities.

Green and black illustration of the Silent standing in front of the Heart, which she has poisioned.

SLAY THE SPIRE

A set of 7 polyhedral dice. They are a mix of light blue and purple with black swirled through. The numbers are painted in a light shiny pink

A set of 7 polyhedral dice. They are a mix of light blue and pink. The numbers are painted gold

IT IS DONE! There are some new dice up for you all! Please enjoy/clap
#dice #handmadedice #dnd #ttrpg

www.spellsharddice.com/s/shop

I hope that someday those Kraft singles find love.

with every breath that I am worth here on earth i'm sendin all my love to you #trigun

it's so fucked up how men will just play with your heart like that

Gentlemen, it’s Women’s History Month, so maybe take the initiative and explain what that is.

what the HELL?????

It's valid to tell people "I have plans" if your plans are to sit on your couch. That's a type of plans

jennifer coolidge from the movie best in show saying “we both love soup”

the real secret to a lasting relationship

Movies! They happen! So much faster than I can ever watch them all! And yet I have time to rewatch and share my favorites with my friends. Life is beautiful that way.

If you’re serious about them, they’re sex tools, not sex toys.

I was introduced to this Anti-AI slop site by @kamkonek.bsky.social where your answers come from humans LARPing as AI and you in turn also pretend to be AI. youraislopbores.me

mm, mm, I love a classic "person I thought liked me is finally snapping at me and telling me all the ways they hate me"

a fanart environment painting i made of melinoe from hades ii standing in the crossroads under the moonlight with her frog :D

hades ii

lmao real, but it also FEELS like death and destruction!!!

Mine run a pretty big range from apocalyptic disaster to "someone's mad at me" so I feel this hahaha

Pic of Spiderman sitting at a desk looking like a little kid from the old school Spider-man cartoon with a tweet pasted on top saying “I was sooo locked in today. Didn’t get anything done, but I was like super aware of it”

Well.

A character showing a book called 100 love spells for dummies.

100 Love Spells for Dummies. 📖

A character with read hair and a witch hat sitting at a fountain surrounded by books, plants and ghost cats.

Studying at the Fountain. ⛲