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EvilleJohn

@evillejohn

GenX bottom muscle dad living with my better half in the San Francisco Bay Area. No selfie skills. I re-post kinky gay stuff. Recently became a member of #TeamLocked. Sadist whisperer. "It's my pre-retirement mid-life crisis and I'll cry if I want to."

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🩲

08.03.2026 23:54 πŸ‘ 271 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

I got one for my partner. But just the one though.

06.03.2026 04:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe she is the inaugural agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.

05.03.2026 22:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ₯©

25.02.2026 22:00 πŸ‘ 735 πŸ” 42 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 1
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Still got that alpha dad energy going on.

21.02.2026 20:44 πŸ‘ 600 πŸ” 40 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 0

Dore Alley in S.F.

17.02.2026 04:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I really loved Brother Dude. Lee Pace must have had a lot of fun playing him.

16.02.2026 06:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Big bro is here to hang.

05.02.2026 05:11 πŸ‘ 2174 πŸ” 107 πŸ’¬ 39 πŸ“Œ 1
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A little something different. One of my favorite poems, having grown up in Frost country.

I am always struck by the natural and conversational rhythm of Frost’s poetry wherein the meter and rhyme almost feel like happy accidents.

28.01.2026 20:05 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

The White House has become the most expensive assisted living facility in the US.

21.01.2026 23:39 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Edge

my art, thank you for looking πŸ™πŸ»πŸ–€

#eroticart #gayart #homoeroticart #coreyoakwoodart #goonbycoreyoakwood #nsfwart

17.12.2025 11:17 πŸ‘ 206 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Heading home from a playdate and totally feeling this vibe.

27.12.2025 03:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸŽ„πŸ»πŸŽ„

24.12.2025 14:52 πŸ‘ 1821 πŸ” 161 πŸ’¬ 46 πŸ“Œ 2
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My best shape ever. πŸ’ͺ🏼
Who wants a piece of the beef cake QuΓ©bΓ©cois?
100% pure beef πŸ₯©

10.12.2025 02:05 πŸ‘ 302 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 2
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#locked #cage #chastity

29.11.2025 14:01 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

*tempted to volunteer as tribute bottom dad…*

01.12.2025 04:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This is really cool! I live the Bay Area and take BART once or twice a month. Always wondered what the inside of the Transbay Tube looks like….

25.11.2025 05:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Tell your dad I said hi πŸ‘‹

06.11.2025 05:04 πŸ‘ 1044 πŸ” 48 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 0
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Forgot to post this for #tiddehtuesday

19.11.2025 17:27 πŸ‘ 36 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

The prodigal son returns!😈

17.11.2025 04:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

CDC

17.11.2025 02:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

True. Just as easy to order a PSA lab draw.

16.11.2025 20:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Or just do the digital rectal exam right then and there?

16.11.2025 20:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The face. The cock.

04.11.2025 20:40 πŸ‘ 522 πŸ” 26 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 3

The Lord’s work.

16.11.2025 00:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
13.11.2025 21:03 πŸ‘ 5525 πŸ” 1160 πŸ’¬ 112 πŸ“Œ 49

The food is great and inexpensive. It’s clean. There are signs on the subways that tell passengers to make sure that if they are wearing headphones that the noise doesn’t β€œleak out” and annoy others.

12.11.2025 17:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Go to a retail pharmacy and look for this sign.

12.11.2025 17:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0